1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,821 (logo clicking) 2 00:00:03,823 --> 00:00:07,156 (gentle dramatic music) 3 00:00:12,538 --> 00:00:15,788 (tense dramatic music) 4 00:00:19,012 --> 00:00:20,210 - Don't move! 5 00:00:20,212 --> 00:00:21,534 Don't move! 6 00:00:21,536 --> 00:00:24,101 Show me your hands. Show them to me! 7 00:00:24,103 --> 00:00:26,526 I'll blow your freaking head off. 8 00:00:26,528 --> 00:00:28,503 Don't believe me? Test me! 9 00:00:28,505 --> 00:00:32,755 Test me! (dramatic music continues) 10 00:00:35,325 --> 00:00:37,596 - What the hell was that? 11 00:00:37,598 --> 00:00:40,153 - What? What are you talking about? 12 00:00:40,155 --> 00:00:42,703 That's my intimidating to get the guy to comply voice. 13 00:00:42,705 --> 00:00:45,101 - (chuckles) "Test me, test me," 14 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,060 and you're spitting everywhere. 15 00:00:46,062 --> 00:00:47,068 You got the crazy eyes. 16 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:48,568 You sound like a deranged lunatic. 17 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,305 - Yeah, yeah, I want the guy to think I'm crazy. 18 00:00:50,307 --> 00:00:51,627 You know, like a loose cannon. 19 00:00:51,629 --> 00:00:54,538 You know, that's how Ali beat Liston. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 20 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,878 See, Ali convinced Liston that Ali was crazy. 21 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:57,972 It's a well-known fact 22 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,518 that tough guys are afraid of crazy people. 23 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:03,270 - That's stupid. I'll show you how it's done. 24 00:01:10,184 --> 00:01:12,684 (tense music) 25 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:17,150 It's not worth it, pal. 26 00:01:17,152 --> 00:01:21,793 Why don't you do yourself a favor and drop the gun? 27 00:01:21,795 --> 00:01:25,905 And we'll all walk out of here nice and easy. 28 00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:29,240 (tense music continues) 29 00:01:31,145 --> 00:01:33,060 - Did you wink at the guy? 30 00:01:33,062 --> 00:01:33,902 - Maybe. 31 00:01:33,904 --> 00:01:35,237 - And what's with the whisper? 32 00:01:35,239 --> 00:01:37,217 Are you here to arrest him or to turn him on? 33 00:01:37,219 --> 00:01:40,202 Because quite frankly, you're turning me on. No, no, no. 34 00:01:40,204 --> 00:01:42,317 I mean, are you here to kiss him or to cuff him? 35 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,492 - I'm trying to show I'm in control. 36 00:01:44,494 --> 00:01:46,560 Like the strong silent type. Like Clint Eastwood. 37 00:01:46,562 --> 00:01:48,992 - Clint Eastwood? Clint Eastwood's sexy and alluring. 38 00:01:48,994 --> 00:01:50,627 - Uh, I'm sexy and alluring. 39 00:01:50,629 --> 00:01:52,905 That was my nickname in high school, "Sexy and Alluring." 40 00:01:52,907 --> 00:01:54,852 - You sure it wasn't "Crying and Bedwetting?" 41 00:01:54,854 --> 00:01:57,962 - Hey, hey, what are you two guys still doing here? 42 00:01:57,964 --> 00:02:00,869 We're holding jobs, get on patrol! 43 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,522 (upbeat hip-hop music) 44 00:02:02,524 --> 00:02:03,542 ♪ Get into it ♪ 45 00:02:03,544 --> 00:02:05,087 ♪ Get you on the bed ♪ 46 00:02:05,089 --> 00:02:07,277 ♪ Yeah get into it, yeah ♪ 47 00:02:07,279 --> 00:02:10,877 ♪ Get into it, yeah ♪ 48 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:12,632 ♪ Get you on the bed ♪ 49 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:15,257 - You know what? Last week we forgot about it. 50 00:02:15,259 --> 00:02:17,402 Before we do anything else, beginning of our tour, 51 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:18,902 we need to buy lottery tickets. 52 00:02:18,904 --> 00:02:20,867 It's like 400 million tonight. I don't wanna miss it. 53 00:02:20,869 --> 00:02:23,702 - Yeah, I'm kind of tired of playing the lottery. 54 00:02:23,704 --> 00:02:24,632 - [Taylor] What? 55 00:02:24,634 --> 00:02:25,465 - You never win. 56 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:27,141 - You're tired? Tired? 57 00:02:27,143 --> 00:02:29,367 Are you tired of possibly buying mansions? 58 00:02:29,369 --> 00:02:31,467 Are you tired of possibly buying yachts? 59 00:02:31,469 --> 00:02:34,823 Are you tired of having fresh-baked pies brought 60 00:02:34,825 --> 00:02:35,944 to you by beautiful women? 61 00:02:35,946 --> 00:02:37,647 - That's what you do with the money? 62 00:02:37,649 --> 00:02:39,175 - Yeah, that's right. 63 00:02:39,177 --> 00:02:41,184 I'm not ashamed of fresh-baked pies 64 00:02:41,186 --> 00:02:42,956 and my love of fresh-baked pies. 65 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:45,687 Matter of fact, I would get fresh-baked pies brought 66 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:48,327 to me by beautiful women wearing aprons that say, 67 00:02:48,329 --> 00:02:49,809 "I love to bake pie". 68 00:02:49,811 --> 00:02:53,532 I love pies so much I would get a pie-shaped swimming pool 69 00:02:53,534 --> 00:02:56,187 just to piss you off and you couldn't swim in it. 70 00:02:56,189 --> 00:02:57,708 - Okay, first off, that's a circle. 71 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,394 Okay, a lot of swimming pools are circles, okay? 72 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,631 But that's just a piece of 400 million dollars 73 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:02,823 and that's all you're gonna put it into is pies? 74 00:03:02,825 --> 00:03:05,334 - No, no, no, I mean, I'd buy stores or something. 75 00:03:05,336 --> 00:03:06,167 You know what? 76 00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:07,688 Those lingerie shops make a lot of money. 77 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:09,068 I'd buy Victoria's Secrets. 78 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:11,108 - Oh, you know what? I always tell you this. 79 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:14,543 It's not Victoria's Secrets. It's Victoria's Secret. 80 00:03:14,545 --> 00:03:16,227 There's only one secret. It's not multiple secrets. 81 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,584 - Well, I would travel too. 82 00:03:17,586 --> 00:03:18,730 - Like to where? 83 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:22,189 - Well, I would go someplace exotic. Like Rome or Italy. 84 00:03:22,191 --> 00:03:24,246 - Yeah, that's the same place. That's the same place. 85 00:03:24,248 --> 00:03:26,020 - Good! I'm saving money, they're in the same spot. 86 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:27,899 That's fantastic. Wait, forget about me. 87 00:03:27,901 --> 00:03:29,712 What would you do, big shot, with your half? 88 00:03:29,714 --> 00:03:30,773 - I have a plan. 89 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:31,625 - [Taylor] Yeah, what's your plan? 90 00:03:31,627 --> 00:03:34,632 - I would buy a circus and bring it back to prominence. 91 00:03:34,634 --> 00:03:37,432 - You see, that's the difference between you and me, Murphy. 92 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,312 I think things through. I use my brain. 93 00:03:39,314 --> 00:03:40,467 You don't think things through. 94 00:03:40,469 --> 00:03:43,197 You have any idea what it's like to run a circus? 95 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:44,620 - I don't know, what's the problem? 96 00:03:44,622 --> 00:03:46,587 - What's the problem? Elephant poop is this big. 97 00:03:46,589 --> 00:03:48,927 You gotta clean that up. It's the size of bowling balls. 98 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,801 Plus, what if you get into a fight with a clown? 99 00:03:50,803 --> 00:03:53,844 Now you gotta fire a clown. They're spooky people, you know? 100 00:03:53,846 --> 00:03:54,777 I don't trust those clowns. 101 00:03:54,779 --> 00:03:56,648 - I wouldn't just be on the management side. 102 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:58,422 I'd be part of the show. I'd be talent. 103 00:03:58,424 --> 00:04:00,519 - What talent? What talent do you got in the circus? 104 00:04:00,521 --> 00:04:02,247 - I'd be like a lion tamer or something. 105 00:04:02,249 --> 00:04:06,159 - Please! Need I remind you, you're allergic to cats? 106 00:04:06,161 --> 00:04:07,916 - So I'd take an allergy pill and then I'd go every night. 107 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:08,936 You know, it's fine. 108 00:04:08,938 --> 00:04:09,837 - Cats don't like you. 109 00:04:09,839 --> 00:04:11,337 - Are you crazy? Cats love me! 110 00:04:11,339 --> 00:04:12,170 - [Taylor] No, they don't. 111 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:13,587 - Find a cat right now, I'll make it do something. 112 00:04:13,589 --> 00:04:14,420 Find a cat right now! 113 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,253 (phone vibrating) 114 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,086 (Taylor speaking gibberish) 115 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:16,992 (phone vibrating) 116 00:04:16,994 --> 00:04:18,566 - Oh, I got a text. 117 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,214 One of our CIs has some information for us. 118 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,182 "Meet me at the regular spot." 119 00:04:22,184 --> 00:04:24,851 (siren wailing) 120 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:28,313 (car rumbling) 121 00:04:32,844 --> 00:04:36,554 - Why don't you get in the car, punk! Taylor, cuff him. 122 00:04:36,556 --> 00:04:38,975 Toss him too. He's probably got a weapon on him. 123 00:04:38,977 --> 00:04:41,868 It's punks like you that give the city a bad name. 124 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:44,409 There's not enough Lysol in all of Midtown 125 00:04:44,411 --> 00:04:45,925 to get your dirty scent off the streets! 126 00:04:45,927 --> 00:04:48,927 You make me sick to my stomach. Ugh! 127 00:04:58,885 --> 00:05:00,438 (car door banging) 128 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,762 - What the hell was that? 129 00:05:01,764 --> 00:05:04,656 - I am so sorry. I read this book on method acting. 130 00:05:04,658 --> 00:05:05,946 I thought if I really got into it, 131 00:05:05,948 --> 00:05:07,249 I'd make it look more real. 132 00:05:07,251 --> 00:05:08,082 And no one would know 133 00:05:08,084 --> 00:05:09,652 you are a criminal informant working for us. 134 00:05:09,654 --> 00:05:11,223 I might have gone too far. 135 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:12,514 - Oh, you think? 136 00:05:12,516 --> 00:05:15,904 - "It's trash like you that give the city a bad name." 137 00:05:15,906 --> 00:05:17,887 - "There isn't enough Lysol in Midtown 138 00:05:17,889 --> 00:05:20,257 to clean the stench off your dirty deeds." 139 00:05:20,259 --> 00:05:22,521 - I told him to stop watching "Hill Street Blues". 140 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:23,988 - Yeah, the reruns still hold up. 141 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,992 - It's just hurtful. Informants have feelings too. 142 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,577 (car rumbling) 143 00:05:30,474 --> 00:05:32,820 (siren wailing) 144 00:05:32,822 --> 00:05:35,419 Nah, for real though, I appreciate the ride, fellas. 145 00:05:35,421 --> 00:05:37,162 - Ah, come on man, you're a good guy. 146 00:05:37,164 --> 00:05:38,857 You're just a hardworking stiff tired 147 00:05:38,859 --> 00:05:39,921 of seeing crime in his neighborhood. 148 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,885 - Yeah, I mean, we wish there were more people like you. 149 00:05:41,887 --> 00:05:43,222 It's very courageous what you're doing. 150 00:05:43,224 --> 00:05:45,307 Besides, we don't look at you as an informant. 151 00:05:45,309 --> 00:05:46,897 I mean, you're actually a friend. 152 00:05:46,899 --> 00:05:49,983 - Thanks, man. You know, y'all are all right. 153 00:05:49,985 --> 00:05:51,082 Y'all are all right. 154 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,415 - Oh, oh, oh. All right? - Just all right? 155 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:53,402 - [Taylor] Just all right? 156 00:05:53,404 --> 00:05:55,413 - You're not just all right. You're "aight." 157 00:05:55,415 --> 00:05:57,382 - We're pouring our hearts out here, giving you compliments. 158 00:05:57,384 --> 00:05:59,152 We go from here to here with just aight? 159 00:05:59,154 --> 00:06:01,128 You know, we're here hugging and kissing. 160 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,077 Now you're getting all fresh. 161 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:04,452 - Jesus, it is a compliment. 162 00:06:04,454 --> 00:06:05,752 (gentle jazz music) 163 00:06:05,754 --> 00:06:10,754 ♪ Lord, let this moment last for another year ♪ 164 00:06:10,764 --> 00:06:13,264 - This is good soothing music. 165 00:06:16,006 --> 00:06:20,212 Tell you what though. Nobody beats the best, good old Bing. 166 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,172 - Bing Crosby? 167 00:06:21,174 --> 00:06:23,707 - Bing Crosby, my friend. That's right. 168 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,700 Oh, I used to love his crooner voice. 169 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:27,119 - Me too, me too. 170 00:06:28,524 --> 00:06:29,870 (Murphy scoffing) 171 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:30,797 What? 172 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:32,077 - What? 173 00:06:32,079 --> 00:06:33,502 - What do you mean, "What?" 174 00:06:33,504 --> 00:06:34,625 You made a sound when we said we love Bing Crosby. 175 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:35,824 You made a sound and you rolled your eyes. 176 00:06:35,826 --> 00:06:36,657 - No I didn't. 177 00:06:36,659 --> 00:06:37,490 - Yeah, you did. 178 00:06:37,492 --> 00:06:38,323 - I didn't do any of that. 179 00:06:38,325 --> 00:06:39,622 - You did. We said we loved Bing Crosby. 180 00:06:39,624 --> 00:06:41,482 You made a sound and you rolled your eyes. 181 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,315 - I didn't. 182 00:06:42,317 --> 00:06:43,148 - You so did. 183 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,299 - [Buzzy] Yeah, you did. I heard it too. 184 00:06:44,301 --> 00:06:45,132 - See, see. 185 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:45,965 - Yeah, you did, I heard you. 186 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:48,049 You made a, it was a slight phlegmy sound like you 187 00:06:48,051 --> 00:06:50,107 were clearing your throat 'cause you got hair in your mouth. 188 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,814 Like, "Ugh, ugh." 189 00:06:51,816 --> 00:06:52,851 - It was even harsher than that. 190 00:06:52,853 --> 00:06:54,127 Like, he was licking sand off the floor. 191 00:06:54,129 --> 00:06:55,894 Like (imitating gagging). 192 00:06:55,896 --> 00:06:57,425 - Okay none of that happened, you know, besides, 193 00:06:57,427 --> 00:06:58,430 why don't you stay out of it? 194 00:06:58,432 --> 00:06:59,662 You're just an informant getting a ride. 195 00:06:59,664 --> 00:07:02,272 - Oh, a minute ago I'm a friend. 196 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:03,922 Now, I'm just an informant getting a ride. 197 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,675 - Okay, I'll be honest. I'm not a fan. 198 00:07:05,677 --> 00:07:06,664 - Why not? 199 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:08,509 - First off, okay. His name is Bing. 200 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:09,889 He's a grown man. His name's Bing. 201 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:11,557 - That's the way they did it in them days. 202 00:07:11,559 --> 00:07:13,177 They went out to Hollywood. They gave him a nickname. 203 00:07:13,179 --> 00:07:14,644 You know, Bing, he's, you know. 204 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:15,979 Besides, the guy, he's a legend. 205 00:07:15,981 --> 00:07:16,999 He's an American iclone. 206 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:17,990 - Wait, what? (laughing) 207 00:07:17,992 --> 00:07:19,342 - What the hell is an iclone? 208 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:20,302 - You know an clone? 209 00:07:20,304 --> 00:07:22,087 - You mean icon? 210 00:07:22,089 --> 00:07:23,572 - That's what I said, icon. 211 00:07:23,574 --> 00:07:24,937 - You said, "iclone." 212 00:07:24,939 --> 00:07:25,770 - No, I think I said icon. 213 00:07:25,772 --> 00:07:27,186 - (chuckling) You said, "iclone." 214 00:07:27,188 --> 00:07:28,972 - I think I said icon. I think I know what I said. 215 00:07:28,974 --> 00:07:30,442 - Yeah, you said, "iclone." 216 00:07:30,444 --> 00:07:32,722 - Whose side are you on anyway? You know what? 217 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:33,555 Why don't you just sit back there 218 00:07:33,557 --> 00:07:34,428 and stick to ratting people out? 219 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:36,067 - You know what? I should have took an Uber. 220 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:39,002 - You know, besides, I heard he used to beat his kids. 221 00:07:39,004 --> 00:07:39,937 - What? 222 00:07:39,939 --> 00:07:42,307 - Not only that, he did it with a bag of oranges 223 00:07:42,309 --> 00:07:43,677 so it didn't leave a mark. 224 00:07:43,679 --> 00:07:44,510 - Really? 225 00:07:44,512 --> 00:07:45,343 - Mm-hm. 226 00:07:45,345 --> 00:07:46,176 - [Buzzy] How you gonna hurt somebody 227 00:07:46,178 --> 00:07:47,009 with a bag of oranges? 228 00:07:47,011 --> 00:07:48,147 - Ah no, it could hurt. 229 00:07:48,149 --> 00:07:48,980 I could see if you put a whole 230 00:07:48,982 --> 00:07:49,813 lot of oranges in a bag. 231 00:07:49,815 --> 00:07:50,646 - You ain't gonna hurt me with a bag of oranges. 232 00:07:50,648 --> 00:07:51,793 - You put those naval oranges in a bag, 233 00:07:51,795 --> 00:07:53,040 it's gonna really hurt. 234 00:07:53,042 --> 00:07:53,873 I might swing... - If it's naval. 235 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:54,706 What kind of sense does that make? 236 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,130 It'd hurt what? A little kid? 237 00:07:56,132 --> 00:07:56,987 It's not gonna hurt me. 238 00:07:56,989 --> 00:07:58,231 - You ain't that tough, Buzzy. 239 00:07:58,233 --> 00:08:00,077 I hit you with a bag of oranges, you're gonna be hurt. 240 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,357 - You ain't never heard a heavyweight boxer, say, 241 00:08:02,359 --> 00:08:04,997 "Damn, Tyson hits like a bag of oranges." 242 00:08:04,999 --> 00:08:06,512 - So tough, you're so tough. You know what? 243 00:08:06,514 --> 00:08:08,129 Here, let's prove it right now. Pull over here. 244 00:08:08,131 --> 00:08:09,377 There's a fruit stand. Let's try it. 245 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:10,210 - Yeah, it's a good idea. 246 00:08:10,212 --> 00:08:11,162 - We're gonna do a little test. 247 00:08:11,164 --> 00:08:12,584 - [Taylor] That's a good idea. - [Murphy] Little test. 248 00:08:12,586 --> 00:08:13,543 - Let's put your money where your mouth. 249 00:08:13,545 --> 00:08:14,376 - Exactly. 250 00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:16,487 (upbeat swing music) 251 00:08:16,489 --> 00:08:17,957 - I think I read in "Psychology Today," 252 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:19,322 that magazine, that the temper has to do 253 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,882 with how hard you hit somebody. 254 00:08:20,884 --> 00:08:22,348 - Yeah, he's not trying to knock him out. 255 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:23,205 He is just trying to punish them. 256 00:08:23,207 --> 00:08:24,284 (car doors banging) 257 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,117 - Yeah, I mean, he's gotta be disciplined. 258 00:08:25,119 --> 00:08:26,185 - You ain't gonna knock anybody out with a fruit. 259 00:08:26,187 --> 00:08:28,149 - You don't want him knock him out. He is his dad. 260 00:08:28,151 --> 00:08:29,464 - Just trying to discipline the kid 261 00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:30,764 to teach him how to behave. - Okay, discipline. 262 00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:32,897 Discipline me with this. Boom. 263 00:08:32,899 --> 00:08:34,922 - Yeah, right, this is just like a tangerine 264 00:08:34,924 --> 00:08:35,826 or a Clementine or something. 265 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:38,460 - No, no, no, no, no. Murph, Murph, Murph. 266 00:08:38,462 --> 00:08:39,482 This is what we gotta use. 267 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:40,484 (Murphy laughing) 268 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:41,317 - You're not using a banana on me. 269 00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:42,583 You ain't using a banana on me. 270 00:08:42,585 --> 00:08:43,862 - Don't be a baby. It's just a fruit. 271 00:08:43,864 --> 00:08:45,435 - You're a fruit. 272 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,529 - Let's keep it in the citrus family. 273 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:48,920 - Yeah, that's what, that's okay. 274 00:08:48,922 --> 00:08:50,365 - I got him. 275 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:51,425 - Now who's paying for this? 276 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:52,802 - Yeah, throw some money down. Come on. 277 00:08:52,804 --> 00:08:53,822 - Don't be degenerate. 278 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:58,004 - You know, you're the cheapest. Not cheap with just fruit. 279 00:08:58,006 --> 00:08:59,683 - All right, come on. Let's see, let's see. 280 00:08:59,685 --> 00:09:00,526 Hey, yeah. Here, come on. 281 00:09:00,528 --> 00:09:02,107 I'm gonna Bing Crosby you right now. How about that? 282 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,321 - Think you're a tough guy, right? 283 00:09:03,323 --> 00:09:04,517 - Yeah, yeah. We could take him. 284 00:09:04,519 --> 00:09:09,519 (jaunty upbeat music) (all chattering) 285 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,385 ♪ Wait, stop, don't go ♪ 286 00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:20,357 ♪ I'm not done loving you ♪ 287 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:25,359 ♪ That'll ruin it and I'll end up hoping it's not true ♪ 288 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,428 ♪ I better change your mind ♪ 289 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,746 ♪ Why can't you stay? ♪ 290 00:09:31,748 --> 00:09:34,018 - You can't take a brother out with vitamin C. Ah! 291 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:36,077 - Okay, all right. Maybe there's a, we need extra oranges. 292 00:09:36,079 --> 00:09:37,152 We need a little bit. - Go ahead. 293 00:09:37,154 --> 00:09:38,343 - All right. How about this? 294 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,640 Only two, here's three each. 295 00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:43,059 - Karate man. - You wanna be a tough guy? 296 00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:46,592 (jaunty upbeat music) 297 00:09:46,594 --> 00:09:48,748 ♪ If you go, I might cry ♪ 298 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,959 ♪ Forever wonder why ♪ 299 00:09:50,961 --> 00:09:54,903 ♪ So I hope you wake me up before you leave ♪ 300 00:09:54,905 --> 00:09:57,287 (upbeat distorted music) 301 00:09:57,289 --> 00:10:00,582 ♪ If you stay, I just might go ♪ (tense distorted music) 302 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:04,149 ♪ I'm not begging ♪ 303 00:10:04,151 --> 00:10:08,318 (tense distorted music continues) 304 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:25,147 - Ah! Okay, okay. 305 00:10:25,149 --> 00:10:28,681 - Police brutality, police brutality! 306 00:10:28,683 --> 00:10:30,027 Police, police brutality! 307 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,529 (all yelling) 308 00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:37,519 (upbeat hip-hop music) 309 00:10:37,521 --> 00:10:38,352 ♪ Oh, let's go ♪ 310 00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:39,185 - Uh-oh. 311 00:10:39,187 --> 00:10:43,410 (upbeat hip-hop music continues) 312 00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:46,697 ♪ I feel like I'm at the tippy top of my game ♪ 313 00:10:46,699 --> 00:10:48,255 ♪ Looking down at the rafters ♪ 314 00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:50,014 ♪ I had to son these boys ♪ 315 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,167 ♪ Can't leave 'em bastards ♪ 316 00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:54,281 ♪ A lot of dudes just some undercover actors ♪ 317 00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:55,359 ♪ I don't fall for it ♪ 318 00:10:55,361 --> 00:10:57,881 ♪ I'm privy to all your tactics ♪ 319 00:10:57,883 --> 00:11:01,433 - Two stacked oranges. Two police officers. 320 00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:03,675 Now that is all the information that we have on that 321 00:11:03,677 --> 00:11:05,449 but as soon as more information comes out we'll- 322 00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:09,293 - Orange, you glad you're not a Black man in America today? 323 00:11:09,295 --> 00:11:10,502 - Police. 324 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,367 - Black men with oranges. 325 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:13,727 - I mean, what is this? 326 00:11:13,729 --> 00:11:15,164 Some kind of symbol for white supremacy? 327 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,074 - Sure, sounds like it. 328 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,981 - You know these people, they're getting out of control. 329 00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:20,335 Tiki torches and bags of oranges. 330 00:11:20,337 --> 00:11:22,813 It's like, when is it gonna end for our country? 331 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,982 - Thank you all for being here today. 332 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:28,635 My client has had enough of police harassing him. 333 00:11:28,637 --> 00:11:30,781 This time, they've gone too far. 334 00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,783 (upbeat hip-hop music continues) 335 00:11:32,785 --> 00:11:37,785 (reporters yelling) (cameras clicking) 336 00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:42,204 - Oranges are for eating not beating. 337 00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:46,851 (crowd cheering) (crowd whistling) 338 00:11:46,853 --> 00:11:48,111 - We can prove that in court. 339 00:11:48,113 --> 00:11:49,531 (crowd cheering) 340 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,364 - The oranges. 341 00:11:50,366 --> 00:11:51,962 Now witnesses also placed 342 00:11:51,964 --> 00:11:54,296 the police officers at the food stand 343 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:57,769 just down the street, purchasing these oranges. 344 00:11:57,771 --> 00:11:59,065 - We're not racist. 345 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,805 - I know you're not a racist, 346 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,707 and you're too stupid to be a racist. 347 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,542 I bet you can't even spell racist. 348 00:12:06,544 --> 00:12:11,230 - Racist. R-A-C-Y-S-T, racist. 349 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:12,815 You know, like a cyst on society? 350 00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:14,287 - No, that's not how it's spelled, 351 00:12:14,289 --> 00:12:16,747 and do you even know what a cyst is? 352 00:12:16,749 --> 00:12:17,757 Have you ever even had a cyst? 353 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:18,895 - No, no. I never had a cyst. 354 00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:21,407 But I saw one on "Dr. Pimple Popper." You ever see that? 355 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:22,325 Oh, they're gross. 356 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,031 - Yeah, it's kind of nasty (laughing). 357 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:24,949 - Oh my God. You ever see him pop one though? 358 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:26,809 All the blood, and the ooze, and the pus comes dripping out. 359 00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:28,273 - It's so gross. It makes me gag. 360 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,106 - Oh my God. 361 00:12:29,108 --> 00:12:31,223 You know, I feel bad for the guy, but I gotta watch. 362 00:12:31,225 --> 00:12:33,005 - Oh my God, it's like a train wreck. You can't look away. 363 00:12:33,007 --> 00:12:33,850 You gotta see him- 364 00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:34,683 - Absolutely. 365 00:12:34,685 --> 00:12:35,993 - Everything that's coming out, you're like, "Oh my God." 366 00:12:35,995 --> 00:12:40,596 - Shut the hell up. You two guys never shut up. 367 00:12:40,598 --> 00:12:42,077 - Well, I don't think that's true. 368 00:12:42,079 --> 00:12:43,188 - I'm amazing at shutting up. 369 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,303 - I'm a little better at shutting up. 370 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,233 - I'm so better than you. 371 00:12:45,235 --> 00:12:46,387 - I can shut up immediately. 372 00:12:46,389 --> 00:12:47,220 - I can shut up for week. 373 00:12:47,222 --> 00:12:48,143 - I can shut up on a dime. 374 00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:49,894 You want a contest? Okay, count to three. 375 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:50,869 - I'm gonna count. - Okay. All right. 376 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,085 No, one, two. - [Taylor] One, two. 377 00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:53,313 (both chattering) 378 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,211 - Enough! Do you know what? 379 00:12:55,213 --> 00:12:56,880 I hate you two guys. 380 00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:02,614 I mean, you're good cops, but this is just ridiculous. 381 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,801 The nonstop bantering back and forth. 382 00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:06,183 I've had enough of this. 383 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,333 - All right, you gotta figure, 384 00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:09,033 this is a whole misunderstanding with Buzzy. 385 00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:10,127 He's just milking it. 386 00:13:10,129 --> 00:13:11,789 - You think I don't know that? 387 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,322 As a representative of the NYPD, 388 00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:16,843 I can't just come out and say, "This guy's faking it." 389 00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:19,247 After all the shit that we've been through, 390 00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:24,219 all the bad cops across the country will get off easy. 391 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,226 - So now what? 392 00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:26,700 - I spoke to the commissioner 393 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:29,308 and this came from One Police Plaza. 394 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:32,496 You guys are suspended for 60 days without pay, 395 00:13:32,498 --> 00:13:35,385 pending further investigation. 396 00:13:35,387 --> 00:13:36,537 - Are you serious? 397 00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:37,764 - I'm very serious. 398 00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:38,601 - So what are we gonna do? 399 00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:40,103 - Get him to talk. 400 00:13:41,076 --> 00:13:42,227 - We can't. 401 00:13:42,229 --> 00:13:43,576 With all the guys he helped put away, 402 00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,381 if they found out that he was working with us, 403 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:46,263 they'd kill him. 404 00:13:46,265 --> 00:13:49,122 - Listen guys, you either give him up or retire. 405 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:51,279 Either way, there's gonna be an investigation. 406 00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:54,188 He doesn't care about you. So just give him up. 407 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:56,673 - Can't give him up, Cap. He saved our life. 408 00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,763 - Besides, I mean, what is he doing? 409 00:13:58,765 --> 00:14:00,996 Milking the city for some monetary gain? 410 00:14:00,998 --> 00:14:02,153 It's something that others do all the time. 411 00:14:02,155 --> 00:14:04,574 - They're looking at criminal charges. 412 00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,496 - Criminal charges? For what? 413 00:14:06,498 --> 00:14:08,148 Beating a guy with a sack of oranges? 414 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:10,532 I mean, Bing Crosby used to do it to his kids all the time 415 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,647 and they all turned out fine. 416 00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:14,755 - Yeah, actually two of them committed suicide. 417 00:14:14,757 --> 00:14:16,306 - Why the hell didn't you tell me that before 418 00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:17,168 I picked up the bag of oranges? 419 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,768 - I told you I hated Bing Crosby. He's nothing but trouble. 420 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,561 - (hand smacking) Crosby. 421 00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:22,915 - Still sure you don't want to get him to talk? 422 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,927 - We can't. He's a good guy. 423 00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:26,334 We don't hate him. 424 00:14:26,336 --> 00:14:27,471 - Nah, I don't hate him. 425 00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:30,175 But you know who I do hate? Bob Ross. 426 00:14:30,177 --> 00:14:31,386 - Bob Ross the painter? 427 00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:32,609 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 428 00:14:32,611 --> 00:14:33,611 - Why? 429 00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:34,444 - What do you mean, "Why?" 430 00:14:34,446 --> 00:14:35,632 He's always so positive, and upbeat, 431 00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:36,891 and rose-colored glasses. 432 00:14:36,893 --> 00:14:39,007 Are you kidding me? And not for nothing. 433 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:40,799 I don't even like his paintings. He's not that good. 434 00:14:40,801 --> 00:14:41,709 I could do much better. 435 00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:43,817 - You couldn't win a second-grade coloring contest. 436 00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:44,895 - I did win a second grade- 437 00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:46,230 - Guys. Get out. 438 00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:51,056 Get out of my office and get yourselves a lawyer. 439 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:51,889 - Yeah, I mean, 440 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,323 I don't want to get ahead of myself, you know? 441 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,025 But this is the most excited I've been in a long time. 442 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,277 Yeah, no. 32, uh-huh, yeah. 443 00:14:58,469 --> 00:14:59,449 Cocktail waitress. 444 00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:00,367 - [Caller] Does she dance? 445 00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:01,678 - Does she dance? 446 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,820 Yeah, she dances like she has a past 447 00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:04,111 that I don't know about. 448 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,279 - [Caller] That's crazy. Is she hot or what? 449 00:15:05,281 --> 00:15:06,907 - Uh-uh, yeah, no. Beautiful. 450 00:15:06,909 --> 00:15:10,719 (caller chattering) 451 00:15:10,721 --> 00:15:12,479 Yep, all right. I'll see you out there in the morning. 452 00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:13,934 All right? - [Caller] All right. 453 00:15:13,936 --> 00:15:16,635 - Aha. Mistake number one. 454 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:19,599 Never make a move without consulting your attorney. 455 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:20,479 Body language. 456 00:15:20,481 --> 00:15:22,255 How you sit, where you sit, what you wear, how you wear it. 457 00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:26,732 Everything subconsciously means something to a jury. 458 00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:27,983 - This guy's good. 459 00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:28,816 - Told you. 460 00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:31,008 - All right Mr. Markowitz we have this- 461 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:31,841 - Ssh! 462 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,737 Rule number two, never speak unless spoken to. 463 00:15:34,739 --> 00:15:36,436 It's not what you say, it's what you're not saying, 464 00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:38,561 and how you say it, and how you don't say it. 465 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,899 Besides, I know who you two are. It's everywhere. 466 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:45,228 You're the two white cops who allegedly beat 467 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:49,668 that poor defenseless Black man with a bag of oranges. 468 00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:51,042 It's everywhere. Of course I saw it. 469 00:15:51,044 --> 00:15:52,037 Everyone saw it. 470 00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:54,159 In fact, just this morning I told Jenny, my secretary, 471 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,566 I said, "Why not help these guys out and take the case?" 472 00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:59,437 - Oh, that's great. We really appreciate it. 473 00:15:59,439 --> 00:16:00,306 'Cause we really don't- 474 00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:01,598 - I'm gonna tell you why not. 475 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,245 Because you're the two white schmucks caught 476 00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:06,036 on camera beating a poor, defenseless Black man 477 00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:08,143 with a sack of oranges. 478 00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:10,128 Hello? Is anyone listening? 479 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,315 - So basically you can't help us? 480 00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:13,136 - Help you? Help. 481 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:17,129 Of course I can help you. You ever heard of Marvin Matzke? 482 00:16:17,131 --> 00:16:17,962 - No. 483 00:16:17,964 --> 00:16:20,116 - Of course not. Biggest crook the city's ever seen. 484 00:16:20,118 --> 00:16:21,369 Makes Bernie Madoff look like 485 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,896 he's stole candy from a bodega. 486 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,276 You know, why you never heard of him? 487 00:16:24,278 --> 00:16:25,453 - No. 488 00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:27,396 - Because it never went to trial. 489 00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:28,772 I'm that good. I'm the best. 490 00:16:28,774 --> 00:16:29,624 I'm the only attorney 491 00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:31,170 who could get you two off on these charges. 492 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,125 I'm your only hope. 493 00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:33,889 - Okay, so you'll help us? 494 00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:36,606 - Hell no (laughing). Again, with the listening problem. 495 00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:38,404 I'd be nuts to take a case like this. 496 00:16:38,406 --> 00:16:40,062 Everybody hates you guys. 497 00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:42,470 - Well, I mean, I, thanks for your time. 498 00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:43,641 - Thanks for your time, man. 499 00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:44,541 - Listen, I guess we'll go- 500 00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:45,444 - Find somebody else. 501 00:16:45,446 --> 00:16:48,279 - Come back, come back, come back. 502 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:53,104 I'm gonna hate myself for this. Jenny? 503 00:16:53,106 --> 00:16:54,106 Jenny! Shit! 504 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,792 - [Jenny] Yes, Mr. Markowitz. 505 00:16:57,794 --> 00:17:01,439 - Jenny, give me three corn beef on rye, mustard, 506 00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:03,232 extra pickles on the side from Carnegie Deli. 507 00:17:03,234 --> 00:17:04,193 What do you two want to drink? 508 00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:05,410 - Dr. Pepper? 509 00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:06,884 - Can you see if they have TaB by any chance? 510 00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,878 - We're gonna do two Cokes. 511 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,047 Look, I feel bad not taking the case. 512 00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:14,856 Maybe this helps take the edge off. 513 00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:16,655 Maybe it helps you guys feel better. You know? 514 00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:18,222 We'll eat, we'll go over the case. 515 00:17:18,224 --> 00:17:19,482 Maybe I give guys got some advice. 516 00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:20,712 - We really appreciate it 517 00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:21,545 'cause we really don't know who to go to. 518 00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:22,436 We have nowhere to turn. 519 00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:24,197 - (muttering) pro bono. 520 00:17:24,199 --> 00:17:25,844 - I will charge you of course. The sandwiches are a fortune. 521 00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:29,096 (gentle pensive music) 522 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,932 - Can we split a sandwich? Is that- 523 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,127 - I'm not that hungry. - Yeah, I'm not hungry. 524 00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:37,296 (gentle upbeat music) 525 00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:42,947 Thanks. 526 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,704 - Let's not point the accusing finger 527 00:17:46,706 --> 00:17:47,899 of blame at anyone here. 528 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,770 We have to figure out what we're gonna do. 529 00:17:49,772 --> 00:17:53,008 - Yeah, I know. We're gonna lose our insurance. 530 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,480 I gotta find a new doctor. 531 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:56,416 - Oh, please, don't be a baby. 532 00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:57,600 That's the least of our worries. 533 00:17:57,602 --> 00:17:59,808 - Not for me. I love my doctor. 534 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,644 He's the best. He's been practicing for 30 years. 535 00:18:01,646 --> 00:18:03,792 - Practicing for 30 years? 536 00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:04,752 - Yeah, he's a top guy. 537 00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:07,676 - Can't be the top guy if he's practicing for 30 years. 538 00:18:07,678 --> 00:18:08,557 He sounds like a dope. 539 00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:09,390 - Why? 540 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,984 - Why? Because if he's practicing, when's he gonna turn pro? 541 00:18:11,986 --> 00:18:13,837 - No, he's practicing medicine, you moron. 542 00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:14,841 - Yeah, I know what practice is. 543 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,216 He's practicing, practicing. He's never gonna turn pro. 544 00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:18,620 He's like the backup quarterback 545 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,363 that always practices and never gets into the game. 546 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:23,027 - Geez, I hope I'm out of the line of fire here. 547 00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:24,630 - Hey, Uncle Shamus! How you doing? 548 00:18:24,632 --> 00:18:25,595 - Hey Murph, how are you? 549 00:18:25,597 --> 00:18:26,827 - Good. Good to see you. 550 00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:28,203 - Hey Taylor. Come on, let's sit down. 551 00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:30,416 - Uncle Shamus, the man, the myth, the legend. 552 00:18:30,418 --> 00:18:32,173 - Hey, how'd you know we were here? 553 00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:34,295 - Are you kidding? You're all over the internet. 554 00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:36,920 You got hate groups following you around. 555 00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:39,672 (group chanting) 556 00:18:42,072 --> 00:18:42,903 - I hate you. 557 00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:47,114 (group chanting) - Right on. Right on. 558 00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,071 Listen, I gotta talk to you guys. 559 00:18:49,073 --> 00:18:49,904 - Yeah. 560 00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:51,970 - You remember your cousin, your second cousin, Joanna? 561 00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:52,934 She's in Chicago. 562 00:18:52,936 --> 00:18:53,897 - Yeah, she's great. 563 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,657 - Yeah, you used to play together. 564 00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:57,633 You didn't do nothing else, did you when you were kids? 565 00:18:57,635 --> 00:19:00,726 - No, no. She's more his type by the way. 566 00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:01,795 - It's second cousin. 567 00:19:01,797 --> 00:19:03,054 You might have freaks, you know, 568 00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:04,735 three lips, five lips, something like that. 569 00:19:04,737 --> 00:19:07,644 So listen, she has a kid now. 570 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,179 She was messing around with a bunch of losers, you know? 571 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,875 And then finally some pencil neck geek gets her pregnant. 572 00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:13,991 She kicks him out. 573 00:19:13,993 --> 00:19:15,469 She don't want to have nothing to do with him. 574 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:19,360 And now Lacey is looking for her father again. 575 00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:21,869 She saw him once. Now she wants to reconnect. 576 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:22,895 - Lacey's the kid, right? 577 00:19:22,897 --> 00:19:24,269 - Lacey's the kid, she's- 578 00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:25,234 - [Murphy] How old? 579 00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,346 - Well, I don't know, 16, 18, something like that. 580 00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:27,293 - Okay. And where's her dad? 581 00:19:27,295 --> 00:19:29,069 - Vancouver. 582 00:19:29,071 --> 00:19:30,404 - He's in Spain? 583 00:19:32,017 --> 00:19:33,491 - Canada. 584 00:19:33,493 --> 00:19:34,556 - When did they move it? 585 00:19:34,558 --> 00:19:36,689 - Okay. Why doesn't she just fly to see him? 586 00:19:36,691 --> 00:19:38,269 - She's afraid of flying, 587 00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:40,692 and I can't drive across country like that no more 588 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:42,008 'cause of the gout. 589 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,344 - That's what you have, gout? 590 00:19:43,346 --> 00:19:44,640 - Yeah, I got the gout. 591 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,547 - What are you, like an 1854 pirate or something like that? 592 00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:49,166 Bet you have scurvy as well, hey? 593 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:50,779 "Me gout and me scurvy are acting up." (laughing) 594 00:19:50,781 --> 00:19:53,795 - It's a real thing and it's painful. 595 00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:55,495 - No, he's right. I heard of those old diseases. 596 00:19:55,497 --> 00:19:57,554 You know like when Sergeant Peters, you know, 597 00:19:57,556 --> 00:19:59,400 that email going around saying that he had the plague? 598 00:19:59,402 --> 00:20:01,413 - That's what you thought the email said? 599 00:20:01,415 --> 00:20:03,408 It said he was getting a plaque. An award. 600 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,686 - Why they giving him an award for having the plague? 601 00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:06,767 - No. No. 602 00:20:06,769 --> 00:20:08,304 Is that why you didn't wanna shake his hand at one time? 603 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:09,500 God, it was so awkward. 604 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:10,442 - Could have been contagious. 605 00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:11,938 I don't wanna get the plague, or the gout, 606 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,566 or the whooping cough, or the scurvy. 607 00:20:13,568 --> 00:20:14,471 I don't want any of those. 608 00:20:14,473 --> 00:20:15,888 - Yeah but they're old time diseases, 609 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,327 I bet you the new stuff is way more dangerous. 610 00:20:17,329 --> 00:20:18,506 - [Taylor] Probably is, you know, 611 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,128 because you got computers, technology that's smarter and- 612 00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:23,690 - Will you two, shut up? Listen to me. 613 00:20:23,692 --> 00:20:25,984 I need you to take my niece 614 00:20:25,986 --> 00:20:27,529 to go see her deadbeat father. 615 00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:29,255 I don't want some soft-serve, 616 00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:31,542 sissy-ass, snowflake taking her. 617 00:20:31,544 --> 00:20:33,652 You understand? I don't trust that prick. 618 00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,785 You will take care of any creep. 619 00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:38,005 You will bust heads, kick some ass. 620 00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:40,416 We used to use a roll of quarters, 621 00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:42,240 but you got the orange technique. 622 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,746 That works. The oranges, you know, no bruises. 623 00:20:44,748 --> 00:20:46,089 We didn't care. You care. 624 00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:47,905 So what? I just need you to do this. 625 00:20:47,907 --> 00:20:49,464 Now, you were an ex-boxer weren't you? 626 00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:51,220 - Yeah, had 21 fights. 627 00:20:51,222 --> 00:20:53,646 I won 15, the other six I came in second. 628 00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:55,918 - Yeah, well that's better than coming in last. 629 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,205 - Okay. Look, Uncle Shamus. 630 00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:00,394 Look man, I know, back in your day when you were a cop, 631 00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:01,227 it was different. 632 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:02,158 We're not like that. 633 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,673 I mean, we're just getting some bad reputation. 634 00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:05,786 We're not those kind of cops that are going around fighting. 635 00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:06,746 - I'll give you 10 grand. 636 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:08,360 - But we will. We'll bust heads if we have to. 637 00:21:08,362 --> 00:21:09,786 We'll bust, yeah, I'll take anybody on. 638 00:21:09,788 --> 00:21:11,230 Yeah, I'll fight that guy right now. 639 00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:13,495 I don't even mind. - I see a car going by. 640 00:21:13,497 --> 00:21:16,543 (both chattering) 641 00:21:16,545 --> 00:21:17,713 - [Both] 10 grand. 642 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:18,546 - I'd beat up my mother. 643 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:21,310 (upbeat rock music) 644 00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:22,238 All right, let ask you a question. 645 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,071 - [Murphy] Yeah. 646 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,505 - If you could be a superhero, which one would it be? 647 00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:27,582 - I don't know. Maybe like The Hulk or something. 648 00:21:27,584 --> 00:21:28,998 - The Hulk? 649 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,187 - [Murphy] Yeah. - Why The Hulk? 650 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,342 - Because he's like super strong. 651 00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:34,188 He lets out his rage, expresses himself, and he's green. 652 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:35,021 He's probably Irish. 653 00:21:35,023 --> 00:21:36,034 - [Taylor] You don't wanna be The Hulk. 654 00:21:36,036 --> 00:21:37,224 - [Murphy] Why not? 655 00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:38,891 - Well, first of all, he's subject to temper tantrums. 656 00:21:38,893 --> 00:21:40,302 He rips all his clothes. 657 00:21:40,304 --> 00:21:41,246 - [Murphy] Okay. 658 00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:42,377 - How you gonna rip all your clothes? 659 00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:43,400 You know how you are about your clothes. 660 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,148 - Okay. He's a scientist, a brilliant scientist. 661 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,057 He can make more clothes. 662 00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:47,566 You don't think he can design clothes? 663 00:21:47,568 --> 00:21:49,053 - He can design clothes and rip them again. 664 00:21:49,055 --> 00:21:51,166 Design and rip them again. He's got no time to fight crime. 665 00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:52,520 - What are you talking about? What, who? 666 00:21:52,522 --> 00:21:53,353 What superhero would you be? 667 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,953 - Me? I'd be one of the courageous ones. 668 00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:55,947 - [Murphy] Okay. 669 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,631 - The ones that fight antisemitism. 670 00:21:57,633 --> 00:21:58,617 You know the Jewish ones? 671 00:21:58,619 --> 00:22:02,063 - Oh, okay. What Jewish superhero would you be? 672 00:22:02,065 --> 00:22:05,593 - You know Spider-Man? Yeah, or Batman. 673 00:22:05,595 --> 00:22:06,888 - Spider-Man? 674 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:07,995 - [Taylor] Spider-Man or Batman. 675 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:08,828 - Batman? 676 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:09,661 - Yeah, that's right. 677 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:10,494 - Okay. That's what you think the names are? 678 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,774 - That's right. That's right. 679 00:22:11,776 --> 00:22:14,074 They came here and they had to change them. 680 00:22:14,076 --> 00:22:15,513 - Yeah, all right? The female one? 681 00:22:15,515 --> 00:22:16,574 The female one. What's her name? 682 00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:17,465 - The female superhero? 683 00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:18,350 - Yeah. 684 00:22:18,352 --> 00:22:19,183 - [Taylor] Wonder Woman. 685 00:22:19,185 --> 00:22:20,078 - Yeah, Wonder Woman. 686 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,212 - Yeah, Wonder Woman. But you notice, they're sexist. 687 00:22:23,214 --> 00:22:24,829 That's why they gave her a glass plane 688 00:22:24,831 --> 00:22:27,086 because it's a glass ceiling. 689 00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:30,968 You see the synchrony here? You see the foreshadowing? 690 00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:31,898 - Let me ask you this. 691 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:34,734 What is your best pickup line with a girl? 692 00:22:34,736 --> 00:22:37,022 - Best pickup line. One that never fails? 693 00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:37,855 - [Murphy] Yeah. 694 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,833 - Want some money? 695 00:22:39,835 --> 00:22:41,610 - Want some money? 696 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:42,572 - [Taylor] Yeah, want some money? 697 00:22:42,574 --> 00:22:44,302 - You were asking a girl that? 698 00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:45,135 - Yeah. 699 00:22:45,137 --> 00:22:45,968 - A girl that you like? 700 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:46,801 - Absolutely. 701 00:22:46,803 --> 00:22:47,634 - "You want some money?" 702 00:22:47,636 --> 00:22:48,467 - That's the one. 703 00:22:48,469 --> 00:22:49,300 - Does she ever say yes? 704 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:50,589 - If she says yes, I don't go with her. 705 00:22:50,591 --> 00:22:52,316 This way I get that right out of the way. 706 00:22:52,318 --> 00:22:54,190 If she laughs, I know she has a sense of humor. 707 00:22:54,192 --> 00:22:56,062 And if she says, "No, I don't want any money." 708 00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:58,190 I'm saying, Good, because I wouldn't give you any. 709 00:22:58,192 --> 00:23:00,174 That was a test for your morality. Now let's go to church." 710 00:23:00,176 --> 00:23:02,011 - [Murphy] God. 711 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:03,934 - [Taylor] That's right. What's your best pickup line? 712 00:23:03,936 --> 00:23:05,358 - [Murphy] It's easy. 713 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,342 You just start, you go, "Hey, where are you from?" 714 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,619 - "Where you from?" 715 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,722 - "Where you from?" It's simple. 716 00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:10,971 - "Where you from?" It's simple. 717 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:11,804 - It's, yeah, you start off like basics. 718 00:23:11,806 --> 00:23:12,637 Like you're building a house. 719 00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:13,648 You wanna build like the foundation first. 720 00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:15,646 - I mean, if simple means boring and stupid, you nailed it. 721 00:23:15,648 --> 00:23:17,724 - Boring and stupid. "Where you from?" 722 00:23:17,726 --> 00:23:18,862 You get some incredible answers. 723 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:20,816 "Oh yeah, I'm from Portugal or something," like. 724 00:23:20,818 --> 00:23:22,093 - Who says they're from Portugal? 725 00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:23,723 - A Portuguese girl will say she's from Portugal. 726 00:23:23,725 --> 00:23:24,731 - Where did you ever meet a Portuguese girl? 727 00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:27,069 - At Little Portugal down 29th Street. 728 00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:28,731 - Little Portugal on 29th Street. 729 00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:29,917 - All right, it may not be, okay, 730 00:23:29,919 --> 00:23:30,761 but there's a Portuguese restaurant there. 731 00:23:30,763 --> 00:23:32,012 - So did you go in there? 732 00:23:32,014 --> 00:23:33,802 I bet all the Portugal restaurant people are from Mexico. 733 00:23:33,804 --> 00:23:36,050 (traffic rumbling) 734 00:23:36,052 --> 00:23:37,779 Tell you two things I don't like about the NFL. 735 00:23:37,781 --> 00:23:38,612 - [Murphy] Yeah? 736 00:23:38,614 --> 00:23:39,484 - A, they're overpaid. 737 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:43,435 And 2, they do a dance if they catch a 10 yard pass. 738 00:23:43,437 --> 00:23:45,103 It's ridiculous. It's sickening to even watch. 739 00:23:45,105 --> 00:23:46,592 - Okay, I might agree with you there, 740 00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:48,543 but you're going from A to 2. 741 00:23:48,545 --> 00:23:49,839 You can't go from letters to numbers. 742 00:23:49,841 --> 00:23:50,746 It negates the whole argument. 743 00:23:50,748 --> 00:23:52,106 - No, it doesn't. They're numbers. 744 00:23:52,108 --> 00:23:53,499 They correspond numerically. 745 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:55,824 - No, numerically? Numerically? 746 00:23:55,826 --> 00:23:57,436 No, it's go, A goes B. 747 00:23:57,438 --> 00:24:00,221 You go A, this, B that. You do that. 748 00:24:00,223 --> 00:24:01,328 - Let me do it in a better way. 749 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:02,624 - Yeah, go, go, go. Yay. 750 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:03,776 - [Taylor] One. 751 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:04,609 - Yes. Okay. 752 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:05,442 - Right. You happy? 753 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,275 - [Murphy] Yeah. 754 00:24:06,277 --> 00:24:07,389 - One, they're overpaying and B, 755 00:24:07,391 --> 00:24:08,908 they do that stupid dance all the time. 756 00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:10,156 - Okay, you did it again. - [Taylor] Did not! 757 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,468 - Okay, you went from, now that time 758 00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:12,684 you went from numbers to letters. 759 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:13,742 - It's the same thing. 760 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:14,575 It's being- 761 00:24:14,577 --> 00:24:15,408 - You stick with one. 762 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,241 You stick to numbers, you stick with letters. 763 00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:20,109 You go A, B, C, D. You don't go A, 2, B, C, D. 764 00:24:20,111 --> 00:24:20,960 You don't do any of that stuff. 765 00:24:20,962 --> 00:24:22,975 - How many batteries you have in a device? Two or three? 766 00:24:22,977 --> 00:24:24,301 - Two or three. 767 00:24:24,303 --> 00:24:25,534 - And what are the batteries? 768 00:24:25,536 --> 00:24:27,197 - Double A, triple A. - Thank you. End of story. 769 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:30,199 (upbeat rock music) 770 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,558 ♪ Did you ever wanna know? ♪ 771 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,774 ♪ Did you ever wanna know? ♪ 772 00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:39,609 (upbeat rock music continues) 773 00:24:57,778 --> 00:24:59,551 (knuckles rapping) 774 00:24:59,553 --> 00:25:00,731 Hey, is your cousin hot? 775 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,316 - Nope, not at all. 776 00:25:03,858 --> 00:25:05,515 (door banging) 777 00:25:05,517 --> 00:25:07,312 Hey Joanna. - [Joanna] Hi. 778 00:25:07,314 --> 00:25:08,685 Good to see see you. - [Murphy] Great to see you. 779 00:25:08,687 --> 00:25:09,518 - Hi. 780 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,715 - Great. This is my partner, Taylor. 781 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:11,548 - Hi Taylor. 782 00:25:11,550 --> 00:25:12,608 Pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 783 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:13,533 - Welcome. 784 00:25:13,535 --> 00:25:15,083 Ah, I feel so much better 785 00:25:15,085 --> 00:25:17,552 knowing that you guys are on the case. 786 00:25:17,554 --> 00:25:18,811 - Great. 787 00:25:18,813 --> 00:25:19,948 - Lacey is safe and sound. 788 00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:22,346 You know my house actually got broken into a few weeks ago. 789 00:25:22,348 --> 00:25:24,604 - Oh, what happened? - You're kidding? 790 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,301 - Yeah, they went upstairs. They went through my drawers. 791 00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:27,823 They were looking for jewelry I think. 792 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:30,992 They took a brooch, a family heirloom. 793 00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:36,070 And then they took my underwear. 794 00:25:36,072 --> 00:25:40,018 - Victoria's Secrets, purple lace lingerie? 795 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:40,853 - Yes. 796 00:25:42,155 --> 00:25:43,247 Animals. 797 00:25:43,249 --> 00:25:44,666 - Filthy animals. 798 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:47,614 - How'd you know? 799 00:25:47,616 --> 00:25:49,790 Unfortunately, happens all the time. 800 00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:52,657 (gentle upbeat music) 801 00:25:52,659 --> 00:25:55,492 - Let me go get Lacey's paperwork. 802 00:25:57,614 --> 00:25:59,547 - What the hell is wrong with you? 803 00:25:59,549 --> 00:26:00,720 - What? What are you talking about? 804 00:26:00,722 --> 00:26:02,413 Is it? Oh, gimme a break. 805 00:26:02,415 --> 00:26:03,246 What are you talking about? 806 00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:04,646 Victoria's Secrets? Victoria's Secret. 807 00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,308 What are you, the grammar police? 808 00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:07,310 - That does bother me. 809 00:26:07,312 --> 00:26:08,707 But no, you're talking about her panties. 810 00:26:08,709 --> 00:26:10,522 You say, "purple lace." It's creepy, it's creepy. 811 00:26:10,524 --> 00:26:11,431 - It's not creepy. 812 00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:13,534 I'm showing her that I get in the mindset of the burglar. 813 00:26:13,536 --> 00:26:16,100 I was a cop! This way she knows I could protect her. 814 00:26:16,102 --> 00:26:18,072 Hey, do me a favor. Do me a favor. 815 00:26:18,074 --> 00:26:19,791 Switch with me, switch with me, switch with me. 816 00:26:19,793 --> 00:26:20,624 - But why? 817 00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:21,457 - Well, because I don't want her 818 00:26:21,459 --> 00:26:22,352 to see my Spock ear, you know? 819 00:26:22,354 --> 00:26:23,307 - Your Spock ear? 820 00:26:23,309 --> 00:26:25,022 - Yeah, the pointed ear. You know I have that. 821 00:26:25,024 --> 00:26:26,363 You know what I'm saying? Okay. 822 00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:27,594 I don't want her to think I'm deformed. 823 00:26:27,596 --> 00:26:28,877 - Stop hitting on my cousin. 824 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,890 - Murphy, why I gotta stop hitting on your cousin for? 825 00:26:30,892 --> 00:26:32,448 Hey, you know what, she's a very attractive woman. 826 00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:33,573 What if we end up dating? 827 00:26:33,575 --> 00:26:35,696 What if we end up more than dating? 828 00:26:35,698 --> 00:26:38,185 What if we end up engaged? Then we get married. 829 00:26:38,187 --> 00:26:40,688 You and I would be family. Wouldn't you like that? 830 00:26:40,690 --> 00:26:41,712 - No, I would not like that. 831 00:26:41,714 --> 00:26:42,621 - I could be your uncle. 832 00:26:42,623 --> 00:26:43,568 - (chuckling) That's good. 833 00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:44,588 - I can come over on Sundays. - Funny. 834 00:26:44,590 --> 00:26:45,805 - Take you to the yard. Throw the ball around. 835 00:26:45,807 --> 00:26:47,024 Pony rides. You love ponies. 836 00:26:47,026 --> 00:26:48,491 Take you to the zoo. That's right. 837 00:26:48,493 --> 00:26:49,377 I'll take you for ice cream. 838 00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:50,210 - Okay. 839 00:26:50,212 --> 00:26:51,113 - I could teach you how to drive a car. 840 00:26:51,115 --> 00:26:52,592 I could play ball with you on the front lawn. 841 00:26:52,594 --> 00:26:53,437 Come on, big guy. 842 00:26:53,439 --> 00:26:54,576 - (chuckling) Okay, stop. - What? You're funny. 843 00:26:54,578 --> 00:26:58,150 What? You want a tickle? - Stop it, stop it! 844 00:26:58,152 --> 00:27:00,520 Hey Lacey, so nice to meet you. 845 00:27:00,522 --> 00:27:04,272 We're excited to go on this journey with you. 846 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,773 - Hey there, Casey. 847 00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:10,606 - Lacey. 848 00:27:10,608 --> 00:27:13,576 - Lacey. How are you there little lady? 849 00:27:13,578 --> 00:27:15,786 I don't want you to worry about a thing. 850 00:27:15,788 --> 00:27:17,760 We're gonna protect you. 851 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:18,831 - From what? 852 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,575 - Well, from all the bad people out there. 853 00:27:20,577 --> 00:27:23,517 - What are you gonna do? Beat them up with oranges? 854 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:24,716 - I'm here at the scene of the incident 855 00:27:24,718 --> 00:27:25,999 where witnesses say they have saw 856 00:27:26,001 --> 00:27:29,790 two police officers beating one Kyle- 857 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:31,709 - Yeah, that cuts deep. 858 00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:35,552 - It does hurt. 859 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,398 She's a tough kid. 860 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,165 - Yeah, we're clearly not connecting with her. 861 00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:40,495 But you know what, I'm gonna try something. 862 00:27:40,497 --> 00:27:42,287 I've been reading about this stuff called NLP. 863 00:27:42,289 --> 00:27:43,120 - What's that? 864 00:27:43,122 --> 00:27:44,368 - Neurolinguistic programming. 865 00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:46,043 - Neuro linguine processing. 866 00:27:46,045 --> 00:27:47,072 - Yeah, that's what it is. 867 00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:48,587 It's using computers to make spaghetti. 868 00:27:48,589 --> 00:27:50,701 No, it's neurolinguistic programming. 869 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,922 What it is, is it's mimicking the way she stands, 870 00:27:52,924 --> 00:27:56,624 her tone of speech, all of her motions, to get a rapport. 871 00:27:56,626 --> 00:27:57,472 All right? Watch. 872 00:27:57,474 --> 00:27:59,470 When she comes back out, I'm gonna mimic everything she does 873 00:27:59,472 --> 00:28:01,086 and we're gonna have a connection. 874 00:28:01,088 --> 00:28:02,144 - You're gonna mimic everything she does? 875 00:28:02,146 --> 00:28:02,977 - Yeah. 876 00:28:02,979 --> 00:28:04,861 - I got a 10-year-old nephew. He mimics everything I do. 877 00:28:04,863 --> 00:28:06,800 It's so annoying, you wanna smack him in the head. 878 00:28:06,802 --> 00:28:07,661 - That's great. 879 00:28:07,663 --> 00:28:08,796 You wanna smack a 10-year-old kid in the head? 880 00:28:08,798 --> 00:28:09,984 - When it's warranted. Yes, I do. 881 00:28:09,986 --> 00:28:11,728 - All right, I don't think you're understanding this. 882 00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:12,848 - I don't think you're understanding this. 883 00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:14,285 - Don't start doing- - Don't start doing that. 884 00:28:14,287 --> 00:28:15,264 - [Both] Stop that. Stop that. 885 00:28:15,266 --> 00:28:16,099 Enough. 886 00:28:17,938 --> 00:28:19,280 (bag thudding) 887 00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:21,949 - See you got your luggage. Bet. 888 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:24,496 - [Lacey] What? 889 00:28:24,498 --> 00:28:25,472 - I'm just saying, 890 00:28:25,474 --> 00:28:27,141 it kind of sucks going on a trip with adults. 891 00:28:27,143 --> 00:28:27,976 No cap. 892 00:28:29,468 --> 00:28:30,301 - Huh? 893 00:28:31,247 --> 00:28:35,497 - I mean, low key. This whole thing's got me shook. 894 00:28:36,978 --> 00:28:37,811 - Really? 895 00:28:38,657 --> 00:28:39,683 - Yeah. 896 00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:42,518 - Please don't do that in the car. 897 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,600 - Wow. You really made a connection. 898 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:49,866 - Murph, thank you so much for doing this. 899 00:28:49,868 --> 00:28:51,456 I sincerely appreciate you. 900 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:52,289 - Of course. 901 00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:53,125 - [Joanna] You take good care of her? 902 00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:53,958 - Yeah, 100%. 903 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,791 - Promise? 904 00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:55,624 - Yes. 905 00:28:55,626 --> 00:28:56,457 - Okay and I know you're not family, 906 00:28:56,459 --> 00:28:59,075 but thank you so much. - Ssh, shh. 907 00:28:59,077 --> 00:29:03,910 No need to thank me. It's all about Lacey and her wellbeing. 908 00:29:03,912 --> 00:29:06,014 You know, not all heroes wear capes. 909 00:29:06,016 --> 00:29:08,719 (gentle upbeat music) 910 00:29:08,721 --> 00:29:10,373 - [Murphy] Yeah, okay. 911 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:14,375 (gentle upbeat music continues) 912 00:29:19,478 --> 00:29:20,490 - Hi sweetheart. 913 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:21,419 - Hey Mom. 914 00:29:21,421 --> 00:29:22,658 - You ready for your trip? 915 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:26,494 - Yeah, I just really don't know about these guys. 916 00:29:26,496 --> 00:29:28,806 - Oh my God, you're gonna be just fine. I promise. 917 00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,190 - I know, but they're so annoying. 918 00:29:30,192 --> 00:29:32,009 Like I could take a bus. - Plus, they're family. 919 00:29:32,011 --> 00:29:34,498 They're family. You're gonna be great. 920 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,457 I love you. 921 00:29:35,459 --> 00:29:36,486 - I love you too. 922 00:29:36,488 --> 00:29:37,319 - I'm gonna miss you. 923 00:29:37,321 --> 00:29:38,456 - I'm gonna miss you so much, Mom. 924 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,064 - Call me. Text me. 925 00:29:40,066 --> 00:29:40,935 - I will. 926 00:29:40,937 --> 00:29:41,768 - Every step of the way. 927 00:29:41,770 --> 00:29:42,601 - I promise. Okay. 928 00:29:42,603 --> 00:29:43,434 I love you. 929 00:29:43,436 --> 00:29:44,279 - All right, bye Joanna. 930 00:29:44,281 --> 00:29:45,112 - Thank you. Take good care of her. 931 00:29:45,114 --> 00:29:45,945 - I will. 932 00:29:45,947 --> 00:29:48,614 (birds singing) 933 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:52,765 Let's get this show on the road, yo. 934 00:29:52,767 --> 00:29:53,712 - No, no. 935 00:29:53,714 --> 00:29:55,393 - You feel me? You want ops? 936 00:29:55,395 --> 00:29:58,062 (birds singing) 937 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:04,112 - Wow, that NLP stuff really does work. You were right. 938 00:30:04,114 --> 00:30:07,464 No, no, no, I'm being serious. Don't go away like that. 939 00:30:07,466 --> 00:30:09,148 Come on, I wanna learn. Teach me. 940 00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:11,126 I'm a blank canvas. Paint me. 941 00:30:11,128 --> 00:30:13,295 - I love you. Ah, be safe. 942 00:30:14,186 --> 00:30:15,833 Call me when you get there. 943 00:30:15,835 --> 00:30:16,928 - [Taylor] I will. 944 00:30:16,930 --> 00:30:20,097 (gentle upbeat music) 945 00:30:26,137 --> 00:30:27,506 (Taylor sneezing) 946 00:30:27,508 --> 00:30:28,568 - [Murphy] Bless you. 947 00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:31,373 - Oh, thanks. Oh, must be these allergies. 948 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:32,423 They're kicking my ass today. 949 00:30:32,425 --> 00:30:33,713 - You want some of my pepper? 950 00:30:33,715 --> 00:30:35,258 - You still carry pepper? 951 00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:36,256 - [Murphy] Always. 952 00:30:36,258 --> 00:30:38,565 - You know, pepper makes you sneeze even worse? 953 00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:40,281 - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You lean into it. 954 00:30:40,283 --> 00:30:41,628 Just like build up a tolerance to it. 955 00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:42,974 - I don't think that's how it works. 956 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:44,493 - Pepper's also anti-inflammatory. 957 00:30:44,495 --> 00:30:45,598 - [Taylor] Pretty sure it's not. 958 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,750 - It helps your complexion. 959 00:30:46,752 --> 00:30:47,641 - Not that I heard. 960 00:30:47,643 --> 00:30:48,474 - [Murphy] And your immune system. 961 00:30:48,476 --> 00:30:49,307 - That doesn't help. 962 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:50,413 - Okay. Where do you know all this? 963 00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,023 - I notice, I hear things. 964 00:30:52,025 --> 00:30:52,891 - [Murphy] You hear things. 965 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:53,773 - Where do you know it? 966 00:30:53,775 --> 00:30:54,746 - I read things. 967 00:30:54,748 --> 00:30:55,579 - [Taylor] Where'd you read things? 968 00:30:55,581 --> 00:30:56,412 - It was a book. 969 00:30:56,414 --> 00:30:57,245 - [Taylor] A book where? 970 00:30:57,247 --> 00:30:58,078 - It was somebody's kitchen table. 971 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,020 They had a book on pepper. 972 00:30:59,022 --> 00:31:00,767 - Pepper book on a kitchen table. That's called a menu. 973 00:31:00,769 --> 00:31:02,288 - It, yeah, that's what they're gonna have 974 00:31:02,290 --> 00:31:03,171 on a kitchen table. 975 00:31:03,173 --> 00:31:04,004 They're gonna have a menu. 976 00:31:04,006 --> 00:31:04,837 - I don't know where you read. 977 00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:08,839 (gentle upbeat music continues) 978 00:31:11,345 --> 00:31:13,162 Hey Lace, let me ask you a question. 979 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:14,843 Wanna get to know you a little better. 980 00:31:14,845 --> 00:31:17,381 What's your favorite music? 981 00:31:17,383 --> 00:31:21,861 Oh, you know what? Do you have an afterschool job? 982 00:31:21,863 --> 00:31:24,343 Is your mom dating anyone? 983 00:31:24,345 --> 00:31:25,693 - Don't be a dick. 984 00:31:25,695 --> 00:31:26,702 - Don't say dick in front of the kid. 985 00:31:26,704 --> 00:31:28,229 Class it up. You're better than that. 986 00:31:28,231 --> 00:31:29,224 - What am I supposed to say? 987 00:31:29,226 --> 00:31:30,057 - Say penis. 988 00:31:30,059 --> 00:31:31,331 - No, that's weird. 989 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,900 - All right, well say something medical. 990 00:31:32,902 --> 00:31:33,881 Maybe she'll grow up to be a doctor. 991 00:31:33,883 --> 00:31:36,007 You know, like use that as our curse word. Like spleen. 992 00:31:36,009 --> 00:31:36,906 - [Murphy] Spleen? 993 00:31:36,908 --> 00:31:38,246 - How about appendix? This way it has dick in it. 994 00:31:38,248 --> 00:31:39,659 - Appendix. Well let me try it out. 995 00:31:39,661 --> 00:31:40,690 "You're a total appendix." 996 00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:41,803 - Face isn't an appendix. 997 00:31:41,805 --> 00:31:42,929 - Stop acting like an appendix. 998 00:31:42,931 --> 00:31:44,189 - Yeah, why don't you suck my appendix? 999 00:31:44,191 --> 00:31:46,779 (dashboard bleeping) 1000 00:31:46,781 --> 00:31:47,612 - Hey, the check engine light went on. 1001 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,021 - [Taylor] Ah, don't pay attention to that. 1002 00:31:49,023 --> 00:31:49,983 They never mean anything. 1003 00:31:49,985 --> 00:31:52,902 - Your cheap car rental hookup, oy. 1004 00:31:53,814 --> 00:31:57,389 (gentle upbeat music continues) 1005 00:31:57,391 --> 00:31:58,676 Hey Lace, let me ask you this. 1006 00:31:58,678 --> 00:32:01,080 What is your deal with the flying thing? 1007 00:32:01,082 --> 00:32:02,116 What are you afraid of? Is it heights? 1008 00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:03,087 - [Taylor] Oh, it's not heights. 1009 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:04,327 She's probably scared of crashing. 1010 00:32:04,329 --> 00:32:05,196 - No, no, no. Is it germs? 1011 00:32:05,198 --> 00:32:06,076 - It's probably germs, right? It's germs. 1012 00:32:06,078 --> 00:32:08,376 - [Taylor] You know what? She's a teenager. 1013 00:32:08,378 --> 00:32:09,549 It's a small bathroom. She's probably claustrophobic. 1014 00:32:09,551 --> 00:32:11,303 - Well, you know, those small bathrooms. 1015 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:12,346 I don't like them either. 1016 00:32:12,348 --> 00:32:13,921 But I'll tell you, the lighting makes me look good. 1017 00:32:13,923 --> 00:32:14,790 It makes me look tan. 1018 00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:16,298 - [Taylor] You know where the best bathrooms are on a plane? 1019 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,170 - [Murphy] What? 1020 00:32:17,172 --> 00:32:18,211 - Front class? I heard they have showers in them. 1021 00:32:18,213 --> 00:32:19,734 - What is front class? 1022 00:32:19,736 --> 00:32:21,405 - Front class, where the rich people sit. 1023 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,018 - No, that's first class. 1024 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:25,109 - Yeah, and where do the first class rich people sit? 1025 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,385 - In the front of the plane. 1026 00:32:26,387 --> 00:32:28,361 - Front class. You're welcome. 1027 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,871 - Yeah, well your back class rental is overheating. 1028 00:32:31,873 --> 00:32:33,132 (dashboard bleeping) 1029 00:32:33,134 --> 00:32:34,252 - What's happening? 1030 00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:35,696 - Nothing. Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. 1031 00:32:35,698 --> 00:32:37,123 - [Taylor] We got it. We'll take care of it. 1032 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:40,545 It's smoking, I better pull over. Yeah, let me pull over. 1033 00:32:40,547 --> 00:32:42,243 We'll take care of it. 1034 00:32:42,245 --> 00:32:47,245 (birds tweeting) (car rumbling) 1035 00:32:51,577 --> 00:32:54,327 (engine hissing) 1036 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:04,224 I think I see the problem, Murph. 1037 00:33:04,226 --> 00:33:05,111 - What is it? 1038 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:07,014 - [Taylor] Well, right underneath, you got a small pinhole 1039 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:08,243 in the radiator hose. 1040 00:33:08,245 --> 00:33:09,432 - [Murphy] Okay, so what's the plan? 1041 00:33:09,434 --> 00:33:11,564 - [Taylor] Well, I don't know. 1042 00:33:11,566 --> 00:33:13,667 We're about 20 miles away from the next station. 1043 00:33:13,669 --> 00:33:14,658 We need a new hose. 1044 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,802 - Oy. 1045 00:33:15,804 --> 00:33:17,776 - I mean, you know, we can risk it. 1046 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,063 I don't think it's gonna make it though. 1047 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:22,031 We could let it cool down for a little while and try it. 1048 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:27,033 (traffic rumbling) (birds singing) 1049 00:33:29,069 --> 00:33:30,570 - Hey Lace, let me ask you something. 1050 00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:32,356 Come on, what's your deal about flying? 1051 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,540 Are you afraid some guy's gonna bother you or something? 1052 00:33:34,542 --> 00:33:35,839 - Because if that's the case, 1053 00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:37,675 all you gotta do is karate the guy. 1054 00:33:37,677 --> 00:33:39,216 - Karate the guy? 1055 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,510 - Yeah, ha! 1056 00:33:40,512 --> 00:33:42,263 - Karate's not a verb. You use karate. 1057 00:33:42,265 --> 00:33:43,131 You don't karate someone. 1058 00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:45,869 - Yeah, you use it to karate the guy. Ha, ha! 1059 00:33:45,871 --> 00:33:47,974 You like Jackie Chan him. Whoo-ha! 1060 00:33:47,976 --> 00:33:49,157 - Okay, whoa. 1061 00:33:49,159 --> 00:33:49,990 Were you being serious when you said 1062 00:33:49,992 --> 00:33:51,002 you had pepper in your pocket? 1063 00:33:51,004 --> 00:33:53,074 - Yeah, I always have pepper. Why, are you hungry? 1064 00:33:53,076 --> 00:33:55,145 I'm not sure the pepper's gonna help, but I got it. 1065 00:33:55,147 --> 00:33:57,285 - Well, give her some. Maybe, you know she's hungry. 1066 00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:58,783 Maybe that's what kids eat these days. 1067 00:33:58,785 --> 00:34:00,341 - Oh wait, wait, wait. Is this a TikTok challenge? 1068 00:34:00,343 --> 00:34:01,338 Is this the pepper challenge? 1069 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,207 - Yeah, because if that's it, I'm in. 1070 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:04,832 - [Murphy] I'm totally in. I'll do it right now. 1071 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,564 - No, no, no. Okay. 1072 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:07,684 It's for the radiator hose. 1073 00:34:07,686 --> 00:34:09,032 - What up social spam. 1074 00:34:09,034 --> 00:34:10,909 Today I'm going to teach you how to fix your leaky radiator 1075 00:34:10,911 --> 00:34:12,779 with items you might even find just in your kitchen. 1076 00:34:12,781 --> 00:34:14,757 To be fair, one of them's gonna be real expensive. 1077 00:34:14,759 --> 00:34:16,757 - [Murphy] (laughing) Told you it would come 1078 00:34:16,759 --> 00:34:17,953 in handy one day. 1079 00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:21,352 - I gotta admit, you were right. 1080 00:34:21,354 --> 00:34:23,527 Lacey, you are a TikTok genie. 1081 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,360 - Genius. 1082 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,249 - Genius. Way to save the day, little lady. 1083 00:34:26,251 --> 00:34:29,501 (gentle pensive music) 1084 00:34:30,373 --> 00:34:32,623 - I'm not scared of flying. 1085 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:38,058 I just, I figured he'd come see me. 1086 00:34:40,721 --> 00:34:44,904 All my friends at school talk about their dads. 1087 00:34:44,906 --> 00:34:48,590 God, even the kids with divorced parents get to see them. 1088 00:34:48,592 --> 00:34:50,031 But my dad hasn't come 1089 00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:53,200 to see me since I was a literal child. 1090 00:34:54,407 --> 00:34:57,265 I just, I'd really like to get to know him. 1091 00:34:57,267 --> 00:34:59,391 Let him get to know me. 1092 00:34:59,393 --> 00:35:01,976 Like do father daughter things. 1093 00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:09,001 I just, I thought if I said I was scared of flying, 1094 00:35:09,003 --> 00:35:11,311 maybe he'd come down to see me. 1095 00:35:11,313 --> 00:35:15,590 (gentle pensive music continues) 1096 00:35:15,592 --> 00:35:17,088 - [Taylor] (indistinct). 1097 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,979 That's it, I'm driving there right now. 1098 00:35:18,981 --> 00:35:22,056 - I love the energy, but it's probably impossible. 1099 00:35:22,058 --> 00:35:23,477 We still have to stop at a mechanic. 1100 00:35:23,479 --> 00:35:25,847 - After the mechanic, I'm driving as fast as I can. 1101 00:35:25,849 --> 00:35:27,156 We're getting there after the mechanic. 1102 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,530 - It's gonna probably be tomorrow, unfortunately. 1103 00:35:29,532 --> 00:35:31,417 - Tomorrow after we get a good night's sleep, 1104 00:35:31,419 --> 00:35:33,153 after the mechanic, driving straight through. 1105 00:35:33,155 --> 00:35:37,133 We're getting you right there, Lacey. We are Team Lacey. 1106 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:37,972 - 100%. 1107 00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:38,903 - Thank you guys. 1108 00:35:38,905 --> 00:35:39,855 - Of course. Of course. 1109 00:35:39,857 --> 00:35:40,804 - That's right. 1110 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,216 - We're friends. We're helping you out. 1111 00:35:42,218 --> 00:35:43,200 Come on. 1112 00:35:43,202 --> 00:35:44,033 - We are- 1113 00:35:44,035 --> 00:35:46,604 (both singing) ♪ Team Lacey ♪ 1114 00:35:46,606 --> 00:35:50,914 ♪ On the highway ♪ 1115 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:53,297 ♪ We're driving to her dad ♪ 1116 00:35:53,299 --> 00:35:55,614 ♪ We're getting Lacey there ♪ 1117 00:35:55,616 --> 00:35:59,699 (gentle pensive music continues) 1118 00:36:12,015 --> 00:36:14,598 (upbeat music) 1119 00:36:23,054 --> 00:36:26,724 - Well there's just a puncture in the radiator hose so. 1120 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,356 Did you do the pepper thing? 1121 00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:29,235 - Yeah. 1122 00:36:29,237 --> 00:36:30,107 - [Mechanic] It works, right? 1123 00:36:30,109 --> 00:36:30,940 - Got us here. 1124 00:36:30,942 --> 00:36:35,722 - Yeah, well I'll be done in an hour and a half so. 1125 00:36:35,724 --> 00:36:37,791 - God, she's so freaking hot. 1126 00:36:37,793 --> 00:36:39,592 - Hmm. Yeah. 1127 00:36:39,594 --> 00:36:40,596 - I think she's Korean. 1128 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:43,340 You know, Korean girls are the hottest of all the Chinese. 1129 00:36:43,342 --> 00:36:45,101 - That is so racist. 1130 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,495 - How's that racist? I said she's hot. 1131 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:48,547 I gave her a compliment. 1132 00:36:48,549 --> 00:36:49,800 It's like I'm sitting here "objectivising" her. 1133 00:36:49,802 --> 00:36:52,241 - Objectifying her. Yeah, dude, it's super racist. 1134 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:53,805 - You know what? I think you are the racist. 1135 00:36:53,807 --> 00:36:55,174 - What are you talking about? 1136 00:36:55,176 --> 00:36:56,596 Korea and China are two different places. 1137 00:36:56,598 --> 00:36:58,025 - There you go. You're separating them again. 1138 00:36:58,027 --> 00:36:59,381 - Next thing you're gonna tell me, 1139 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,333 they should have their own countries. 1140 00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:01,401 - They do have their own country. 1141 00:37:01,403 --> 00:37:02,379 - [Taylor] Yeah? 1142 00:37:02,381 --> 00:37:03,559 - And there's even North Korea and South Korea. 1143 00:37:03,561 --> 00:37:05,139 - There you go. Exactly what I'm talking about. 1144 00:37:05,141 --> 00:37:07,064 North, south, north, south, north, south. 1145 00:37:07,066 --> 00:37:08,590 Just like the Civil War. I got news for you. 1146 00:37:08,592 --> 00:37:11,465 We already fought the Civil War and your side lost. 1147 00:37:11,467 --> 00:37:12,368 - [Murphy] My side lost. 1148 00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:13,692 - That's right. You're the racist. 1149 00:37:13,694 --> 00:37:15,903 So why don't you grab yourself a white sheet, 1150 00:37:15,905 --> 00:37:19,472 and just saunter yourself down to the next Nazi rally, 1151 00:37:19,474 --> 00:37:20,852 and have yourself a ball. 1152 00:37:20,854 --> 00:37:24,269 - First off, just to be clear, the white sheet is the KKK. 1153 00:37:24,271 --> 00:37:25,799 Hugo Boss is the Nazi rally. 1154 00:37:25,801 --> 00:37:27,268 - Well, it would take a racist to know that. 1155 00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:29,148 Hey, tell you what, I'm gonna do you a favor. Okay? 1156 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:32,493 I'm gonna hypnotize you, and when I snap my fingers, 1157 00:37:32,495 --> 00:37:34,110 you're gonna forget you were ever a racist. 1158 00:37:34,112 --> 00:37:36,185 - I was never a racist. 1159 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:37,291 - There you go. 1160 00:37:37,293 --> 00:37:39,189 - You can't do that. I wasn't a racist to begin with. 1161 00:37:39,191 --> 00:37:40,035 - You're welcome. 1162 00:37:40,037 --> 00:37:40,945 - I'm not a racist. 1163 00:37:40,947 --> 00:37:41,802 - You're fixed. 1164 00:37:41,804 --> 00:37:44,971 (radio music playing) 1165 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:49,224 (door banging) 1166 00:37:52,012 --> 00:37:53,067 - Hey Taylor. 1167 00:37:53,069 --> 00:37:53,900 - Yeah? 1168 00:37:53,902 --> 00:37:57,088 - If she's getting that bed and there's only one other bed. 1169 00:37:57,090 --> 00:37:59,221 - Looks like it's your lucky day. 1170 00:37:59,223 --> 00:38:01,703 Or should I say lucky night? 1171 00:38:01,705 --> 00:38:04,372 (both laughing) 1172 00:38:05,322 --> 00:38:06,310 Come lover. 1173 00:38:06,312 --> 00:38:07,704 - (laughing) Not happening. 1174 00:38:07,706 --> 00:38:09,789 - What's wrong? You homophobic? 1175 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:11,121 - I'm not homophobic. 1176 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,426 - Yeah, no. 1177 00:38:12,428 --> 00:38:14,113 According to the American Psychiatric Association, 1178 00:38:14,115 --> 00:38:16,844 the more men protest that they're not homophobic, 1179 00:38:16,846 --> 00:38:19,091 means they're actually hiding homosexual tendencies. 1180 00:38:19,093 --> 00:38:22,438 - I'm not protesting and I'm not homophobic. I love men. 1181 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,548 - Wow. You think you know a guy? 1182 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:25,467 - I'm just saying I'm not protesting. 1183 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,269 I simply can't sleep well 1184 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:29,277 unless I'm sleeping on lavender-scented, 1185 00:38:29,279 --> 00:38:31,992 handpicked Egyptian cotton 5,000 thread count sheets. 1186 00:38:31,994 --> 00:38:33,017 - Not helping your case. 1187 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,545 - How do you know your sheets are 5,000 threads? 1188 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:36,649 What do you count them? 1189 00:38:36,651 --> 00:38:38,655 - Don't be ridiculous. You can't count the sheets. 1190 00:38:38,657 --> 00:38:39,868 Come on (laughing). 1191 00:38:39,870 --> 00:38:42,195 You count a small section and then multiply it by 1192 00:38:42,197 --> 00:38:43,996 the square footage and see if you come up short. 1193 00:38:43,998 --> 00:38:45,206 A lot of them are mislabeled. 1194 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:46,719 - What about satin? Can you sleep on satin? 1195 00:38:46,721 --> 00:38:48,247 - No, no, no. You slide right off. 1196 00:38:48,249 --> 00:38:49,303 - Cotton? 1197 00:38:49,305 --> 00:38:50,153 - You want me to sweat all night? 1198 00:38:50,155 --> 00:38:50,997 - Silk. 1199 00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:52,396 - Silk comes from a worm's butt hole. 1200 00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:54,403 I don't want anything coming from any butt hole. 1201 00:38:54,405 --> 00:38:55,780 - Homophobic. 1202 00:38:55,782 --> 00:38:57,123 - I'm not homophobic. 1203 00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:59,248 - Hey, what are you whining so much about? 1204 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:02,495 You get to sleep with me. I have to sleep with you. 1205 00:39:02,497 --> 00:39:03,821 I'm the victim here. 1206 00:39:03,823 --> 00:39:05,634 - [Murphy] Yeah, you probably snore all night. 1207 00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:06,490 - I don't snore. 1208 00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:07,323 - How do you know? 1209 00:39:07,325 --> 00:39:08,173 - Because I never heard myself. 1210 00:39:08,175 --> 00:39:09,601 - You'd be sleeping through it. 1211 00:39:09,603 --> 00:39:10,689 - That's my point. 1212 00:39:10,691 --> 00:39:11,654 If I heard myself snoring, 1213 00:39:11,656 --> 00:39:12,814 I would've woken up when I was sleeping. 1214 00:39:12,816 --> 00:39:15,109 So I never woke up when I was snoring, when I was sleeping, 1215 00:39:15,111 --> 00:39:16,042 I know I don't snore. 1216 00:39:16,044 --> 00:39:17,461 - All right, ssh. 1217 00:39:19,361 --> 00:39:20,526 - Hey, you know what I don't get? 1218 00:39:20,528 --> 00:39:21,382 - What? 1219 00:39:21,384 --> 00:39:22,687 - What kind of deadbeat father doesn't want 1220 00:39:22,689 --> 00:39:23,813 to hang out with their daughter? 1221 00:39:23,815 --> 00:39:25,003 - Especially a smart one like that. 1222 00:39:25,005 --> 00:39:27,498 - I know. You know, she really saved the day earlier. 1223 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,204 - No, I kind of helped save the day with the pepper packets. 1224 00:39:30,206 --> 00:39:32,296 - No, actually she saved it with the video. 1225 00:39:32,298 --> 00:39:34,234 - Mm. All right, let's just call it a team effort. 1226 00:39:34,236 --> 00:39:36,835 (both laughing) 1227 00:39:36,837 --> 00:39:38,666 You know, if I had a daughter, I'd want one like her. 1228 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:43,448 - Oh yeah. You know, she so reminds me of my daughter. 1229 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:44,774 - [Murphy] You don't have a daughter. 1230 00:39:44,776 --> 00:39:47,102 - [Taylor] Well, in my head, you know my imaginary one, 1231 00:39:47,104 --> 00:39:48,241 if I did have one, I want her to be just like her. 1232 00:39:48,243 --> 00:39:49,566 - [Murphy] Okay. - You know what I mean? 1233 00:39:49,568 --> 00:39:51,642 Yeah, it's been a long day. Let's get some sleep, baby. 1234 00:39:51,644 --> 00:39:53,733 - (laughing) Stop. No, come on, come on back. 1235 00:39:53,735 --> 00:39:54,612 Don't touch me. 1236 00:39:54,614 --> 00:39:55,752 - I brought coconut oil. We could play Polynesian- 1237 00:39:55,754 --> 00:39:56,620 - Don't touch me. - Luau. 1238 00:39:56,622 --> 00:39:58,844 - Polynesian luau? 1239 00:39:58,846 --> 00:39:59,717 - Yeah. 1240 00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:00,550 - [Murphy] I'm calling the cops. 1241 00:40:00,552 --> 00:40:01,468 - Come back. 1242 00:40:01,470 --> 00:40:04,220 (Taylor snoring) 1243 00:40:24,097 --> 00:40:27,680 (Taylor snoring continues) 1244 00:40:39,295 --> 00:40:42,045 (Taylor yawning) 1245 00:40:45,296 --> 00:40:48,213 (traffic rumbling) 1246 00:41:00,357 --> 00:41:02,277 - Hey Lacey, couldn't you just like do a Zoom with your dad? 1247 00:41:02,279 --> 00:41:03,229 - What? 1248 00:41:03,231 --> 00:41:05,059 - Couldn't you just do like a Zoom with your dad? 1249 00:41:05,061 --> 00:41:07,684 - I haven't seen him for like most of my life. 1250 00:41:07,686 --> 00:41:10,097 - I'm just worried about this whole customs thing. 1251 00:41:10,099 --> 00:41:13,339 - You know, we should have taken a train into Vancouver. 1252 00:41:13,341 --> 00:41:15,921 - There's still customs on the train. 1253 00:41:15,923 --> 00:41:16,897 - Yeah, but it's moving forward, 1254 00:41:16,899 --> 00:41:18,953 and with the time zone, it would've been right through. 1255 00:41:18,955 --> 00:41:21,038 - No, no, I, what I think is that we have 1256 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,688 to be like super pro-Canada. 1257 00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:23,747 When he or she comes in, 1258 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:26,145 like we're super into Canadian stuff, you know. 1259 00:41:26,147 --> 00:41:28,043 - Why don't I try that like BLT stuff? 1260 00:41:28,045 --> 00:41:29,962 - NLP, and yeah, maybe. 1261 00:41:31,093 --> 00:41:32,367 - Oh, here he comes. 1262 00:41:32,369 --> 00:41:34,952 (door banging) 1263 00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:40,497 (footsteps tapping) 1264 00:41:46,492 --> 00:41:49,384 (knuckles cracking) 1265 00:41:49,386 --> 00:41:51,898 - Bonjour (speaking French). 1266 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,878 Monsieur, Mademoiselle. 1267 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,166 - We don't speak Canadian. 1268 00:41:55,168 --> 00:41:57,662 - It, ssh, we're Americans. 1269 00:41:57,664 --> 00:42:00,315 - American. I speak English as well. 1270 00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:03,821 What is the nature of your visit? 1271 00:42:03,823 --> 00:42:07,843 - Well, we are here for the Big Moose Convention, A. 1272 00:42:07,845 --> 00:42:11,159 And 2, how long do you think this is gonna take? 1273 00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:13,467 - You know, if you're looking 1274 00:42:13,469 --> 00:42:16,278 to get some maple syrup, I may have a guy. 1275 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,060 - It's true. He's got a guy. 1276 00:42:18,062 --> 00:42:20,835 And you could take as much home to your igloo as you want. 1277 00:42:20,837 --> 00:42:23,825 - Hey, you see that hockey game last night? 1278 00:42:23,827 --> 00:42:28,824 You see the Canadians beat the Vancouver Stick Pucks? 1279 00:42:28,826 --> 00:42:31,510 - Oh my God. Okay, here's my birth certificate. 1280 00:42:31,512 --> 00:42:34,995 This is all the information that you need. 1281 00:42:34,997 --> 00:42:35,830 - Mm. 1282 00:42:36,816 --> 00:42:40,316 (tense suspenseful music) 1283 00:43:00,630 --> 00:43:04,963 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1284 00:43:19,906 --> 00:43:24,239 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1285 00:43:49,537 --> 00:43:53,870 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1286 00:44:19,354 --> 00:44:23,687 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1287 00:44:47,932 --> 00:44:52,265 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1288 00:45:15,373 --> 00:45:17,517 Here you go, this for you. 1289 00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:21,852 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1290 00:45:31,832 --> 00:45:33,460 Welcome to Canada. 1291 00:45:33,462 --> 00:45:35,029 - Hey. Yay! 1292 00:45:35,031 --> 00:45:37,268 (all laughing) 1293 00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:39,721 - Close one, right? I think it was the maple syrup thing. 1294 00:45:39,723 --> 00:45:41,166 - [Taylor] It probably was. 1295 00:45:41,168 --> 00:45:45,453 (upbeat cheerful music) (egg sizzling) 1296 00:45:45,455 --> 00:45:46,980 - They got a lot of good stuff here. 1297 00:45:46,982 --> 00:45:48,710 Want a burger or something, kiddo? 1298 00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:49,649 - I'm a pescatarian. 1299 00:45:49,651 --> 00:45:51,162 - I didn't know you were religious. 1300 00:45:51,164 --> 00:45:54,290 - It's not a religion. She just can't eat a burger. 1301 00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:55,168 - Oh, what do you like? 1302 00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,483 You go to hell or something if you eat a burger? 1303 00:45:56,485 --> 00:45:57,383 - It's not a religion. 1304 00:45:57,385 --> 00:45:59,441 - It just, it means I only eat fish. 1305 00:45:59,443 --> 00:46:01,684 - Oh, what is that like part of a cult or something? 1306 00:46:01,686 --> 00:46:03,164 You gotta shave your head, join a gang, 1307 00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:04,456 get a tattoo, a piercing? 1308 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:06,767 - No, it's not a cult. Aye ye ye. 1309 00:46:06,769 --> 00:46:09,008 - [Waitress] Hey guys-. - Okay, it's not a cult. 1310 00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:09,943 - Welcome to the deli. 1311 00:46:09,945 --> 00:46:12,089 What can I get you started with today? Some drinks? 1312 00:46:12,091 --> 00:46:13,394 - I'll have a lemonade. 1313 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:15,263 - [Waitress] Okay. 1314 00:46:15,265 --> 00:46:16,203 - Water. 1315 00:46:16,205 --> 00:46:17,784 - [Waitress] Awesome. 1316 00:46:17,786 --> 00:46:18,974 - Do you have TaB in Canada? 1317 00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:20,877 - No, I don't know what that is. 1318 00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:23,763 - Okay, I'll just take a Canada Dry. 1319 00:46:23,765 --> 00:46:25,145 - Oh, we don't have that either, sorry. 1320 00:46:25,147 --> 00:46:27,180 - You don't have Canada Dry in Canada? 1321 00:46:27,182 --> 00:46:28,334 - No. 1322 00:46:28,336 --> 00:46:30,194 - Okay. I'll just take a Diet Coke. 1323 00:46:30,196 --> 00:46:31,504 - Okay. 1324 00:46:31,506 --> 00:46:33,917 - Hey, where are you from? 1325 00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:35,195 - Here. 1326 00:46:35,197 --> 00:46:36,634 - I know a lot of people from here. 1327 00:46:36,636 --> 00:46:37,691 - Oh yeah. Who? 1328 00:46:37,693 --> 00:46:39,110 - Well, that guy. 1329 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:43,250 (tense foreboding music) 1330 00:46:43,252 --> 00:46:46,695 (people chattering) 1331 00:46:46,697 --> 00:46:47,870 - Uh-huh. 1332 00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:48,979 - Hey, I just want to pay you a compliment. 1333 00:46:48,981 --> 00:46:51,423 Your hair is really beautiful and God, your nail polish. 1334 00:46:51,425 --> 00:46:53,399 It really pops. Great color. 1335 00:46:53,401 --> 00:46:55,366 - Oh my gosh, thank you. I just got them done. 1336 00:46:55,368 --> 00:46:58,098 Thanks so much. Okay, I'll be right out. 1337 00:46:58,100 --> 00:46:59,825 - Really? Really? 1338 00:46:59,827 --> 00:47:01,281 What the hell was that? 1339 00:47:01,283 --> 00:47:03,169 - I was giving her a compliment. It's called flirting. 1340 00:47:03,171 --> 00:47:04,466 - Yeah, flirting in a gay bar. 1341 00:47:04,468 --> 00:47:07,627 Your hair looks really good, your nails they really pop. 1342 00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:09,209 Why don't you just ask her to try her shoes on? 1343 00:47:09,211 --> 00:47:11,640 - (laughing) You know what, like I give off a gay vibe. 1344 00:47:11,642 --> 00:47:13,082 Come on. All right. - You kind of do. 1345 00:47:13,084 --> 00:47:14,033 You kind of do. - No, not at all. 1346 00:47:14,035 --> 00:47:15,159 Have you seen the girls I date? 1347 00:47:15,161 --> 00:47:16,957 I'm gonna show you a picture of my ex-girlfriend. Hang on. 1348 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:19,509 Girls I date. Yeah, this is my ex-girlfriend. 1349 00:47:19,511 --> 00:47:23,013 (people chattering) 1350 00:47:23,015 --> 00:47:23,846 - She's hot. 1351 00:47:23,848 --> 00:47:27,094 - Why did your voice go up on "hot"? 1352 00:47:27,096 --> 00:47:29,249 - I mean she's hot. 1353 00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:30,371 - You did it again. 1354 00:47:30,373 --> 00:47:31,356 Looks like you can't believe 1355 00:47:31,358 --> 00:47:32,306 I could date somebody like this. 1356 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:33,701 - Well, all she's saying is she's hot 1357 00:47:33,703 --> 00:47:35,457 for someone, you know, like you. 1358 00:47:35,459 --> 00:47:37,321 - Oh my God, that is so insulting. 1359 00:47:37,323 --> 00:47:38,449 - How is that insulting? It's a compliment. 1360 00:47:38,451 --> 00:47:40,519 All I'm saying is that for somebody 1361 00:47:40,521 --> 00:47:44,212 with your limited dating capabilities, she's hot for you. 1362 00:47:44,214 --> 00:47:45,589 - Oh my God. You know what? 1363 00:47:45,591 --> 00:47:47,151 I am so sick of you riding my butt. 1364 00:47:47,153 --> 00:47:49,837 Every single day you're on my butt. You just look at- 1365 00:47:49,839 --> 00:47:53,120 - Guys, here's the drinks. Coke for you. 1366 00:47:53,122 --> 00:47:54,455 Lemonade, water. 1367 00:47:56,590 --> 00:47:58,387 I just think it's great what you two are doing. 1368 00:47:58,389 --> 00:48:01,089 - But what are we doing? 1369 00:48:01,091 --> 00:48:03,727 - You know, same sex marriage can be difficult, 1370 00:48:03,729 --> 00:48:07,111 but also raising a kid, I mean, good for you. 1371 00:48:07,113 --> 00:48:09,899 So courageous. Love is love, right? 1372 00:48:09,901 --> 00:48:12,194 - Okay, timeout. Wait, no, I'm not gay. 1373 00:48:12,196 --> 00:48:14,438 And he's not my husband. And she's not my daughter. 1374 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,642 And by the way, if I was gay, 1375 00:48:15,644 --> 00:48:16,733 I think I could do a little better than him. 1376 00:48:16,735 --> 00:48:19,044 - Wait, what? I'm not your kid? 1377 00:48:19,046 --> 00:48:22,297 Daddy, I love you. How could you even say that to me? 1378 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:25,450 - You bastard. How dare you? 1379 00:48:25,452 --> 00:48:27,341 It's one thing to be ashamed of us, 1380 00:48:27,343 --> 00:48:29,004 but to denigrate your own child? 1381 00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:31,739 You coward. You disgust me. 1382 00:48:31,741 --> 00:48:33,015 - They're joking. 1383 00:48:33,017 --> 00:48:35,122 - Oh so we're just a big joke to you now. 1384 00:48:35,124 --> 00:48:36,605 - It wasn't a joke last night 1385 00:48:36,607 --> 00:48:37,779 when we were hanging out in the hot tub, 1386 00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:40,839 drinking champagne coolies and belting out Lady Gaga songs. 1387 00:48:40,841 --> 00:48:41,876 - Okay, they're just kidding around. 1388 00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:42,794 They're trying to embarrass me. 1389 00:48:42,796 --> 00:48:44,269 (Lacey sobbing) 1390 00:48:44,271 --> 00:48:45,595 - Oh, embarrass you. We're an embarrassment. 1391 00:48:45,597 --> 00:48:46,847 - Explain this. 1392 00:48:48,286 --> 00:48:50,801 - It's okay sweetheart. It's okay. 1393 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:53,093 I'll make an appointment with Dr. Ginsburg in the morning, 1394 00:48:53,095 --> 00:48:54,910 and we'll work out some things in family therapy. 1395 00:48:54,912 --> 00:48:56,105 It's okay. 1396 00:48:56,107 --> 00:48:57,544 - I am so sorry. 1397 00:48:57,546 --> 00:48:58,638 Can I get you some ice cream 1398 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,389 or something to cheer you up, honey? 1399 00:49:00,391 --> 00:49:03,053 - That would be really nice. Thank you. 1400 00:49:03,055 --> 00:49:04,244 - Of course. Yeah. 1401 00:49:04,246 --> 00:49:05,994 - Oh, excuse me, excuse me. She's been through so much. 1402 00:49:05,996 --> 00:49:09,362 Do you think maybe a piece of pie would also help? 1403 00:49:09,364 --> 00:49:11,216 - Absolutely. It's on the house, no worries. 1404 00:49:11,218 --> 00:49:12,885 - [Lacey] Thank you. 1405 00:49:15,330 --> 00:49:17,351 - I hate you both. You're both dead to me. 1406 00:49:17,353 --> 00:49:19,395 - Fine. You don't get any of our pie. 1407 00:49:19,397 --> 00:49:21,707 - Don't want any of your stupid pie. 1408 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,863 (gentle upbeat music) 1409 00:49:24,865 --> 00:49:25,696 - [Taylor] Let me, you know what? 1410 00:49:25,698 --> 00:49:28,405 Let me let look up Google Translator on the Google. 1411 00:49:28,407 --> 00:49:30,139 - No, they speak English. 1412 00:49:30,141 --> 00:49:32,088 They have a couple of different words but then you- 1413 00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:33,454 - What words do they have that are different? 1414 00:49:33,456 --> 00:49:35,015 - All right, so they have, "sorry." Okay? 1415 00:49:35,017 --> 00:49:36,002 - [Taylor] All right. 1416 00:49:36,004 --> 00:49:36,835 - They have "aboot" instead of "about." 1417 00:49:36,837 --> 00:49:38,027 They have "out." 1418 00:49:38,029 --> 00:49:39,655 And then they say, "Eh." 1419 00:49:39,657 --> 00:49:41,610 - [Taylor] I bet there's a lot of car accidents up here 1420 00:49:41,612 --> 00:49:42,970 driving on the wrong side of the road 1421 00:49:42,972 --> 00:49:44,159 and not knowing how to spell. 1422 00:49:44,161 --> 00:49:46,717 - [Lacey] We're all going with the flow of traffic. 1423 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,094 How would we be on the wrong side? 1424 00:49:48,096 --> 00:49:49,026 - Thank you. 1425 00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,182 He doesn't know what he's talking "aboot." 1426 00:49:50,184 --> 00:49:51,243 - Aboot. 1427 00:49:51,245 --> 00:49:53,582 - Yeah, I know what I'm talking "aboot." 1428 00:49:53,584 --> 00:49:55,571 You don't think your mother's gonna go for me? 1429 00:49:55,573 --> 00:49:57,343 - [Lacey] Are you serious? 1430 00:49:57,345 --> 00:49:59,601 - [Taylor] Oh, I think we'd be a cute couple. 1431 00:49:59,603 --> 00:50:01,289 - Oh, come on. Not with that Spock ear. 1432 00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:05,916 - (laughing) Lacey, God dang. You're getting good. 1433 00:50:05,918 --> 00:50:07,418 Wow. Lacey. - Wow. 1434 00:50:08,371 --> 00:50:10,610 - (laughing) This is fantastic. 1435 00:50:10,612 --> 00:50:12,166 - This is all I've been listening to 1436 00:50:12,168 --> 00:50:12,999 for the, wait, how long have we been driving? 1437 00:50:13,001 --> 00:50:13,839 Like 12 hours at this point. 1438 00:50:13,841 --> 00:50:15,906 - You know, 12 hours is a little different in Canada though, 1439 00:50:15,908 --> 00:50:17,468 because of the kilometers. - There's kilometers, yeah. 1440 00:50:17,470 --> 00:50:18,966 - Oh right, of course, yeah. 1441 00:50:18,968 --> 00:50:21,696 So like you're just doing whatever you can 1442 00:50:21,698 --> 00:50:23,364 to talk to my Mom and it's not gonna happen. 1443 00:50:23,366 --> 00:50:24,197 - [Taylor] That hurts, eh? 1444 00:50:24,199 --> 00:50:26,099 - Oh, you actually got it. 1445 00:50:26,101 --> 00:50:28,199 I feel like that, you got it right. Good. 1446 00:50:28,201 --> 00:50:29,914 - And two, I'm not- - Ah you ruined it! 1447 00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:31,555 Yeah, you've ruined it. God! 1448 00:50:31,557 --> 00:50:32,656 - So close. 1449 00:50:32,658 --> 00:50:33,489 - So close. 1450 00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:36,408 (upbeat pop music) 1451 00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:44,738 (car door banging) 1452 00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,729 - Oh Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, come here for a second. 1453 00:50:46,731 --> 00:50:48,466 I know you're anxious to see your dad. 1454 00:50:48,468 --> 00:50:49,925 I know you want to get up there, I know, 1455 00:50:49,927 --> 00:50:51,239 but I just wanna tell you something real quick all right?. 1456 00:50:51,241 --> 00:50:52,849 - Can this wait? 1457 00:50:52,851 --> 00:50:54,386 - Well just gimme a second. Just gimme a second. 1458 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,341 All right. Did you ever hear this fighter Jerry Quarry? 1459 00:50:56,343 --> 00:50:57,389 - No. 1460 00:50:57,391 --> 00:50:59,690 - Well, Jerry Quarry was this real popular fighter 1461 00:50:59,692 --> 00:51:01,332 in the '60s and '70s, all right. 1462 00:51:01,334 --> 00:51:03,589 He ended up getting hurt, getting, 1463 00:51:03,591 --> 00:51:05,156 you know, getting like punch drunk. 1464 00:51:05,158 --> 00:51:06,498 It's called pugilistic dementia. 1465 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:09,754 It's when you slow your words a lot, and you forget things, 1466 00:51:09,756 --> 00:51:11,330 and you sound real stupid. 1467 00:51:11,332 --> 00:51:13,290 You understand. You get what I'm saying? 1468 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:16,087 - Yep. I can imagine that. 1469 00:51:16,089 --> 00:51:16,995 - Okay. 1470 00:51:16,997 --> 00:51:18,961 So the reason that he got that way was 1471 00:51:18,963 --> 00:51:22,386 because he wanted to be heavyweight champion so bad, 1472 00:51:22,388 --> 00:51:24,508 and he knew he was getting hurt, 1473 00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:27,118 but he lied to himself to get what he wanted. 1474 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,960 Okay, he kept making a story in his head. 1475 00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,988 "I can be that champ. I can do it, I can get it." 1476 00:51:31,990 --> 00:51:34,082 He was lying to himself, ignoring all the signals. 1477 00:51:34,084 --> 00:51:35,880 He ignored all the signals. 1478 00:51:35,882 --> 00:51:39,591 Now you understand what I'm saying? 1479 00:51:39,593 --> 00:51:42,034 - Yeah, yeah, it's a good story. It's a good story. 1480 00:51:42,036 --> 00:51:45,011 Okay, but you guys, seriously, you're gonna love him. 1481 00:51:45,013 --> 00:51:45,978 He is so cool. 1482 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:48,324 And he said he was gonna get me a brand new pink Tesla 1483 00:51:48,326 --> 00:51:49,520 for when I go to college. 1484 00:51:49,522 --> 00:51:51,867 And he wants me to study business just like he did. 1485 00:51:51,869 --> 00:51:56,332 Which, duh. And I just, I know, I know he wanted to visit. 1486 00:51:56,334 --> 00:51:57,968 He was going to visit. 1487 00:51:57,970 --> 00:52:00,612 It's just, he's literally swamped changing 1488 00:52:00,614 --> 00:52:03,129 the infrastructure of crypto and like, he's a CEO. 1489 00:52:03,131 --> 00:52:04,356 So he is a big deal. 1490 00:52:04,358 --> 00:52:06,854 And like he's needed literally like everywhere. 1491 00:52:06,856 --> 00:52:08,783 So I don't hold it against him at all. 1492 00:52:08,785 --> 00:52:10,363 And I just, oh, I can't wait to see him. 1493 00:52:10,365 --> 00:52:13,698 And oh my God. This mansion is so sigma. 1494 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,324 Oh, this is gonna be so cool. 1495 00:52:20,326 --> 00:52:21,169 - What's sigma? 1496 00:52:21,171 --> 00:52:22,479 What is that like a sorority thing or something? 1497 00:52:22,481 --> 00:52:23,411 - I have no idea. 1498 00:52:23,413 --> 00:52:25,635 - Why don't you check your OPP book, see what it says. 1499 00:52:25,637 --> 00:52:28,799 - NLP. There's no book and that's not what it is at all. 1500 00:52:28,801 --> 00:52:30,163 - Well, it clearly did not work. 1501 00:52:30,165 --> 00:52:32,435 - I just don't want Lacey to get hurt. 1502 00:52:32,437 --> 00:52:34,080 - Yeah, me neither. 1503 00:52:34,082 --> 00:52:39,082 (gentle pensive music) (birds singing) 1504 00:52:44,809 --> 00:52:46,279 (doorbell ringing) 1505 00:52:46,281 --> 00:52:49,572 (soaring opera music) 1506 00:52:49,574 --> 00:52:53,034 (footsteps tapping) (doorbell ringing) 1507 00:52:53,036 --> 00:52:57,036 (soaring opera music continues) 1508 00:52:58,610 --> 00:52:59,982 (doorbell ringing) 1509 00:52:59,984 --> 00:53:03,984 (soaring opera music continues) 1510 00:53:09,246 --> 00:53:13,491 - Welcome to the little chateau, Honey Bear. 1511 00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:18,326 Oh (chuckling), oh my gosh what happened? 1512 00:53:19,190 --> 00:53:21,107 Look at you! Beautiful. 1513 00:53:23,084 --> 00:53:25,982 Gentlemen (chuckling). 1514 00:53:25,984 --> 00:53:30,484 Look at you. Look at you (chuckling). 1515 00:53:32,768 --> 00:53:33,646 Ha! - Oh! 1516 00:53:33,648 --> 00:53:36,103 (both laughing) 1517 00:53:36,105 --> 00:53:37,105 Well. - Yes. 1518 00:53:38,542 --> 00:53:41,445 Gentlemen, thank you so much 1519 00:53:41,447 --> 00:53:43,688 for bringing my little girl to me. 1520 00:53:43,690 --> 00:53:45,491 - I'm so happy to finally be here with you. 1521 00:53:45,493 --> 00:53:49,360 - Honey Bear, we have so much to catch up on. 1522 00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:50,548 - Great place here, Brad. 1523 00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:55,079 - Yeah, let me take you on the tour. Get the door. 1524 00:53:55,081 --> 00:53:56,774 - What am I, his butler? 1525 00:53:56,776 --> 00:53:58,071 Hey Murph, Murph. 1526 00:53:58,073 --> 00:53:58,915 - Yeah. 1527 00:53:58,917 --> 00:53:59,802 - What's with that hug? 1528 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:01,423 - I don't know. Is that like a Canadian thing or something? 1529 00:54:01,425 --> 00:54:03,862 - Little awkward, right? 1530 00:54:03,864 --> 00:54:05,747 Let me ask you a question. 1531 00:54:05,749 --> 00:54:06,616 - Yeah. 1532 00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:07,999 - A little sketchy to you? 1533 00:54:08,001 --> 00:54:09,599 - Yeah, cop instincts are kicking in. 1534 00:54:09,601 --> 00:54:12,585 - Yeah, this place is freaking huge. 1535 00:54:12,587 --> 00:54:13,948 - Yeah. 1536 00:54:13,950 --> 00:54:15,068 - Look at all this artwork. 1537 00:54:15,070 --> 00:54:18,320 Place looks like one of the 16 chapels. 1538 00:54:19,450 --> 00:54:20,281 - Yeah. 1539 00:54:20,283 --> 00:54:23,548 (upbeat hip-hop music) 1540 00:54:23,550 --> 00:54:25,150 - Ah, these are such a hassle. 1541 00:54:25,152 --> 00:54:26,631 These stairs are getting ripped out. 1542 00:54:26,633 --> 00:54:28,331 Next month we're putting in an escalator. 1543 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,731 - Escalator? 1544 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:30,915 - Hey, you like the banister? 1545 00:54:30,917 --> 00:54:33,289 That's endangered rosewood right there. 1546 00:54:33,291 --> 00:54:34,295 - [Lacey] Wow. 1547 00:54:34,297 --> 00:54:35,221 - [Brad] Had it shipped in. - Place is huge. 1548 00:54:35,223 --> 00:54:36,587 All these stairs. 1549 00:54:36,589 --> 00:54:37,953 Hey, if I lived here, don't you think my ass 1550 00:54:37,955 --> 00:54:38,914 would look great? 1551 00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:41,638 - I don't think about your ass. 1552 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,195 I'm gonna get lost, wait for me. 1553 00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,909 I need an Uber to follow you guys. 1554 00:54:45,911 --> 00:54:50,001 - This is one of my favorite bathrooms in the house. 1555 00:54:50,003 --> 00:54:52,063 Vaulted ceilings, couple of chandeliers. 1556 00:54:52,065 --> 00:54:53,649 And you're not gonna find artwork like 1557 00:54:53,651 --> 00:54:55,699 that in your typical Howard Johnson bathroom. 1558 00:54:55,701 --> 00:54:59,135 Speaking of Johnson, this is where we hang out, right here. 1559 00:54:59,137 --> 00:55:01,090 Look at this baby. Black onyx. 1560 00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:04,187 Bro, this is what I call, yes. 1561 00:55:04,189 --> 00:55:08,609 - I'll have to poop in here before we leave. 1562 00:55:08,611 --> 00:55:10,064 - Yeah, you drop a deuce in there, 1563 00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:11,222 you know you've done something. 1564 00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:13,517 Yeah, you guys familiar with Gainsborough, right? 1565 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:14,808 You fans, Gainsborough fans? 1566 00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:15,841 - Yeah, of course. 1567 00:55:15,843 --> 00:55:17,597 - So you know The Blue Boy, right? Huntington's got that. 1568 00:55:17,599 --> 00:55:19,535 But I got The Blue Boy's baby brother right there. 1569 00:55:19,537 --> 00:55:21,941 Bouncing Baby Blue Boy right there. 1570 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:22,774 - Did he say Blue Balls? 1571 00:55:22,776 --> 00:55:23,734 - Yeah, no, Blue Boy. 1572 00:55:23,736 --> 00:55:26,383 - Hey Brad, Brad, Brad? That dog. 1573 00:55:26,385 --> 00:55:28,320 Is that the same author that painted the one 1574 00:55:28,322 --> 00:55:29,612 with all the dogs playing poker? 1575 00:55:29,614 --> 00:55:32,114 (upbeat hip-hop music continues) 1576 00:55:32,116 --> 00:55:33,263 - This is the gold kitchen. 1577 00:55:33,265 --> 00:55:34,952 Now you know, people born 1578 00:55:34,954 --> 00:55:36,187 with a silver spoon in their mouth? 1579 00:55:36,189 --> 00:55:38,478 Yeah, those are the poor people. Here, take one of those. 1580 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,527 Take one. Take one with you. 1581 00:55:39,529 --> 00:55:40,999 There you go. 1582 00:55:41,001 --> 00:55:44,369 (upbeat hip-hop music continues) 1583 00:55:44,371 --> 00:55:46,884 - Obviously he doesn't want anyone stealing it. 1584 00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:48,105 - What so he glued it down? 1585 00:55:48,107 --> 00:55:49,540 - Oh, apparently that's how rich people do it. 1586 00:55:49,542 --> 00:55:51,134 - Gonna keep this? 1587 00:55:51,136 --> 00:55:52,308 - Keep it. It's my pocket. 1588 00:55:52,310 --> 00:55:53,484 (upbeat hip-hop music continues) 1589 00:55:53,486 --> 00:55:54,754 - This is it. Yeah. 1590 00:55:54,756 --> 00:55:57,047 Now I know it doesn't look that big, 1591 00:55:57,049 --> 00:55:58,771 but it's a lot deeper than it looks. 1592 00:55:58,773 --> 00:56:00,828 That's a one of a kind right there. 1593 00:56:00,830 --> 00:56:04,913 (upbeat hip-hop music continues) 1594 00:56:07,867 --> 00:56:12,184 Ah, that's great. Yeah, fellas and this is the ballroom. 1595 00:56:12,186 --> 00:56:15,448 What do you think of that? (laughing) Have a seat guys. 1596 00:56:15,450 --> 00:56:17,879 Make yourselves at home. 1597 00:56:17,881 --> 00:56:19,103 - This for sitting or showing? 1598 00:56:19,105 --> 00:56:19,952 - Sitting. 1599 00:56:19,954 --> 00:56:21,205 If it's good enough for the Queen's ass, 1600 00:56:21,207 --> 00:56:22,513 it's good enough for yours, right. 1601 00:56:22,515 --> 00:56:26,629 (laughing) So what'd you think? Right, right. 1602 00:56:26,631 --> 00:56:28,466 I'm tearing all that crap down. I don't like it. 1603 00:56:28,468 --> 00:56:31,377 This is my new baby right here. A few of them. 1604 00:56:31,379 --> 00:56:33,026 Well first off, the Jackson Pollock, 1605 00:56:33,028 --> 00:56:35,984 I basically stole it from Christie's. 1606 00:56:35,986 --> 00:56:38,533 It was just a little shy of $6 million. 1607 00:56:38,535 --> 00:56:40,432 I mean, it's like they're giving it to me. 1608 00:56:40,434 --> 00:56:41,611 And the Monet. 1609 00:56:41,613 --> 00:56:43,274 Monet's gonna have to go someplace else 1610 00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:44,688 'cause it doesn't go with everything else. 1611 00:56:44,690 --> 00:56:46,575 But that's my baby right there, the Basquiat. 1612 00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:49,244 Ah, you like Basquiat? You like Basquiat? 1613 00:56:49,246 --> 00:56:50,601 - How much is that painting? Basquiat? 1614 00:56:50,603 --> 00:56:53,317 - Should be 100 million. I got it for 98. 1615 00:56:53,319 --> 00:56:54,528 Don't tell anyone. 1616 00:56:54,530 --> 00:56:55,619 - $98 million? 1617 00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:58,673 - But I'm thinking somewhere in this room. 1618 00:56:58,675 --> 00:57:01,229 I tear this crap off the walls now. 1619 00:57:01,231 --> 00:57:02,368 I'm kind of tired of it now. 1620 00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:06,329 And I need that kind of big Basquiat energy in here. 1621 00:57:06,331 --> 00:57:08,862 - Is it like a side job or something like that for you Brad? 1622 00:57:08,864 --> 00:57:10,895 - No, it's just a hobby. 1623 00:57:10,897 --> 00:57:12,551 - [Murphy] Expensive hobby. 1624 00:57:12,553 --> 00:57:13,962 - Ah, well, sue me. 1625 00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:16,393 I like to spend my money on beautiful things. 1626 00:57:16,395 --> 00:57:20,978 Oh, speaking of which, I got a little somebody for you. 1627 00:57:25,471 --> 00:57:26,756 (laughing) Honey Bear- - God, Dad. 1628 00:57:26,758 --> 00:57:27,828 - meet Honey Bear. 1629 00:57:27,830 --> 00:57:30,160 - Thank you so much. 1630 00:57:30,162 --> 00:57:32,884 (phone ringing hip-hop music) - Sorry. 1631 00:57:32,886 --> 00:57:34,566 - [Caller 2] Hey. 1632 00:57:34,568 --> 00:57:36,209 - Oh. 1633 00:57:36,211 --> 00:57:39,320 (caller chattering) 1634 00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:40,481 - All these millions of dollars, 1635 00:57:40,483 --> 00:57:41,721 can't put out cheese and crackers. 1636 00:57:41,723 --> 00:57:42,641 - [Brad] Yep, you can relax. 1637 00:57:42,643 --> 00:57:44,242 - Would you shut up? 1638 00:57:44,244 --> 00:57:47,378 Just sit like a normal person. Why can't you just sit? 1639 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:50,286 (caller shouting) 1640 00:57:50,288 --> 00:57:51,430 - I'm gonna wire it to you from the crypto account. 1641 00:57:51,432 --> 00:57:53,222 (caller shouting) 1642 00:57:53,224 --> 00:57:54,227 No need for language like that. 1643 00:57:54,229 --> 00:57:55,508 - [Caller 2] Get my money. 1644 00:57:55,510 --> 00:57:56,893 - Look, I promise you- - [Caller 2] $3 million. 1645 00:57:56,895 --> 00:57:58,667 - End of day today, you'll have your money. 1646 00:57:58,669 --> 00:58:00,980 Tell you, okay. (caller shouting) 1647 00:58:00,982 --> 00:58:02,002 Can you hold on for just a second? 1648 00:58:02,004 --> 00:58:04,837 (caller shouting) 1649 00:58:05,810 --> 00:58:10,493 Hey Honey Bear, Daddy's gotta do a little adulting today. 1650 00:58:10,495 --> 00:58:13,955 So why don't you three Musketeers, go back, 1651 00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:16,709 and enjoy the amenities at the hotel? 1652 00:58:16,711 --> 00:58:18,314 Get a good rest and we're gonna have 1653 00:58:18,316 --> 00:58:20,530 a great daddy-daughter day tomorrow, okay, all right? 1654 00:58:20,532 --> 00:58:21,605 - Yes. 1655 00:58:21,607 --> 00:58:22,803 - [Brad] I'll see you guys then. All right. 1656 00:58:22,805 --> 00:58:25,380 Do you know the way, right? Yeah, I'm back. 1657 00:58:25,382 --> 00:58:26,596 That was my daughter. 1658 00:58:26,598 --> 00:58:28,826 - [Taylor] Wow. This is nice. 1659 00:58:28,828 --> 00:58:30,460 - Yeah. Not bad, not bad. 1660 00:58:30,462 --> 00:58:31,992 Maybe they got better hotel rooms in Canada. 1661 00:58:31,994 --> 00:58:34,502 - Ah, I guess we're moving up in the world, huh? 1662 00:58:34,504 --> 00:58:37,707 Oh, look at this. It's got its own room here 1663 00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:41,699 and Lace, you got your own bedroom there in the back, huh? 1664 00:58:41,701 --> 00:58:46,156 - Yeah, oh man. I can't remember if I packed tampons. 1665 00:58:46,158 --> 00:58:47,656 - Why? What do you got your girly thing? 1666 00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:49,162 - Yeah, your monthly visitor. 1667 00:58:49,164 --> 00:58:50,466 - You mean a period? 1668 00:58:50,468 --> 00:58:52,481 - Oh, la-la-la-la. - Oh, whoa! 1669 00:58:52,483 --> 00:58:53,327 - Oh my God. 1670 00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:54,410 I didn't realize I was traveling 1671 00:58:54,412 --> 00:58:57,218 with kindergartners, so I'll keep looking. 1672 00:58:57,220 --> 00:58:58,625 - Hey Taylor, let me ask you a question. 1673 00:58:58,627 --> 00:59:00,059 This guy Brad, seems sketchy, right? 1674 00:59:00,061 --> 00:59:01,776 - Oh my God, he's totally sketchy. 1675 00:59:01,778 --> 00:59:03,792 - Yeah, so seriously, what was with that phone call, right? 1676 00:59:03,794 --> 00:59:06,369 You can hear the guy screaming on the other end a mile away. 1677 00:59:06,371 --> 00:59:07,879 - Yeah, and the guy's a gazillionaire, 1678 00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:09,834 and yet he buys most uncomfortable furniture. 1679 00:59:09,836 --> 00:59:11,752 - Right and the green color scheme. 1680 00:59:11,754 --> 00:59:13,319 I mean, who does a green color scheme? Ugh. 1681 00:59:13,321 --> 00:59:14,847 - Guys, stop it. 1682 00:59:14,849 --> 00:59:17,752 You're just jealous he's just really successful. 1683 00:59:17,754 --> 00:59:18,808 You wouldn't understand. 1684 00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:20,100 - Tell you what I do understand. 1685 00:59:20,102 --> 00:59:22,771 A father should spend more time with his daughter. 1686 00:59:22,773 --> 00:59:26,212 Something just doesn't seem right about the whole thing. 1687 00:59:26,214 --> 00:59:29,297 - Obvs he's just super busy, I guess. 1688 00:59:30,179 --> 00:59:33,634 - Well, there's only one way to know for sure. 1689 00:59:33,636 --> 00:59:35,028 I got this friend in New York, 1690 00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:37,850 she could do a reading on him. 1691 00:59:37,852 --> 00:59:41,550 Yeah, you know, like pick up a vibe. She's a psychotic. 1692 00:59:41,552 --> 00:59:43,219 Yeah, you know, she sees into the future. 1693 00:59:43,221 --> 00:59:45,665 - That's not what it is. 1694 00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,532 I think the word you're looking for is "psychic." 1695 00:59:47,534 --> 00:59:51,250 - Well, yeah, it's the elongation of the word. You know? 1696 00:59:51,252 --> 00:59:52,835 I'll prove it. Hmm. 1697 00:59:55,281 --> 00:59:57,037 - Do you have her on speed dial? 1698 00:59:57,039 --> 00:59:58,682 - Yeah (laughing). 1699 00:59:58,684 --> 01:00:01,351 (phone ringing) 1700 01:00:03,088 --> 01:00:06,385 Yeah, hey Madam Zelda, how you doing? Yeah, it's me, Taylor. 1701 01:00:06,387 --> 01:00:11,387 I'm just gonna put you on speaker for a second. All right? 1702 01:00:11,907 --> 01:00:15,168 Let me ask you a question. Aren't you psychotic? 1703 01:00:15,170 --> 01:00:18,003 (traffic rumbling) 1704 01:00:18,005 --> 01:00:20,672 (birds singing) 1705 01:00:24,399 --> 01:00:29,399 (footsteps tapping) (tense suspenseful music) 1706 01:00:31,262 --> 01:00:33,987 Damn, he forgot to close the door. 1707 01:00:33,989 --> 01:00:37,515 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1708 01:00:37,517 --> 01:00:38,662 - Dad? 1709 01:00:38,664 --> 01:00:41,160 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1710 01:00:41,162 --> 01:00:42,079 - Hey Brad. 1711 01:00:43,313 --> 01:00:44,218 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1712 01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:46,176 - Yo, Brad (whistling). 1713 01:00:46,178 --> 01:00:47,225 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1714 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:48,158 - [Murphy] What kind of whistle was that? 1715 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,244 - I told you not to make fun of my whistle. 1716 01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:51,410 - Okay, yeah. Little baby whistle. 1717 01:00:51,412 --> 01:00:52,450 - Your face is a baby whistle. 1718 01:00:52,452 --> 01:00:54,408 - This is serious. There's clearly something wrong. 1719 01:00:54,410 --> 01:00:56,002 Can you both just like take something seriously 1720 01:00:56,004 --> 01:00:56,958 for a second? 1721 01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,220 - It's just some things are messed up. He's probably fine. 1722 01:01:00,222 --> 01:01:01,155 He's probably upstairs. 1723 01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:03,010 - The doors are open. That's knocked over. 1724 01:01:03,012 --> 01:01:04,771 There's clearly something wrong. Dad? 1725 01:01:04,773 --> 01:01:06,159 He's not answering. 1726 01:01:06,161 --> 01:01:07,525 - Hey Brad? 1727 01:01:07,527 --> 01:01:09,079 - Maybe he's in the bathroom. Hey Brad? 1728 01:01:09,081 --> 01:01:11,060 Go check upstairs. 1729 01:01:11,062 --> 01:01:13,855 - He's not in the bathroom. Daddy? 1730 01:01:13,857 --> 01:01:17,274 (tense foreboding music) 1731 01:01:19,518 --> 01:01:20,349 Dad? 1732 01:01:20,351 --> 01:01:22,605 (tense foreboding music continues) 1733 01:01:22,607 --> 01:01:23,726 Dad? 1734 01:01:23,728 --> 01:01:26,371 (tense foreboding music continues) 1735 01:01:26,373 --> 01:01:27,297 Dad? 1736 01:01:27,299 --> 01:01:30,357 (footsteps tapping) 1737 01:01:30,359 --> 01:01:34,609 (tense foreboding music continues) 1738 01:01:36,014 --> 01:01:37,995 No, no, no, no, no. 1739 01:01:37,997 --> 01:01:39,533 He's not here. He's not here. 1740 01:01:39,535 --> 01:01:40,454 There's something wrong. 1741 01:01:40,456 --> 01:01:42,066 - All right, all right. I'm sure there's a reason for it. 1742 01:01:42,068 --> 01:01:43,765 - What reason? The paintings are gone. 1743 01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:44,986 Look at this. 1744 01:01:44,988 --> 01:01:47,666 (tense foreboding music continues) 1745 01:01:47,668 --> 01:01:49,719 My God, look at all the stuff they took. 1746 01:01:49,721 --> 01:01:51,804 I'll check back upstairs. 1747 01:01:53,033 --> 01:01:54,329 - Out of all the things to take, 1748 01:01:54,331 --> 01:01:56,164 they take the ugliest, most uncomfortable couch? 1749 01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:58,332 - Well a queen sat on it. 1750 01:01:58,334 --> 01:02:00,382 (tense dramatic music) 1751 01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:01,215 - Freeze! 1752 01:02:01,217 --> 01:02:02,190 - Royal Canadian Mounted Police. 1753 01:02:02,192 --> 01:02:03,971 - [Murphy] You see? Now that's intimidating. 1754 01:02:03,973 --> 01:02:05,779 Hey, you guys come here on horses? 1755 01:02:05,781 --> 01:02:10,408 - Okay. How did you end up at Antonov's house? 1756 01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:13,327 - So, okay, so, Murphy is my uncle. 1757 01:02:15,221 --> 01:02:17,229 - Tell me about the paintings. 1758 01:02:17,231 --> 01:02:18,253 - Do I like paintings? 1759 01:02:18,255 --> 01:02:20,362 - Oh, I didn't take of the paintings. None of us did. 1760 01:02:20,364 --> 01:02:22,138 - Yeah, I happen to be quite the artist myself. 1761 01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:22,971 - Really? 1762 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,210 - Yeah, I won a second-grade painting contest. 1763 01:02:24,212 --> 01:02:27,115 - What did you paint? A little Monet or? 1764 01:02:27,117 --> 01:02:28,464 - What would I paint money for? 1765 01:02:28,466 --> 01:02:30,741 I don't have to paint the money. I got money in my pocket. 1766 01:02:30,743 --> 01:02:32,788 - How well do you know your dad? 1767 01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:34,015 - You know what? 1768 01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:35,435 Your interrogation would go better 1769 01:02:35,437 --> 01:02:37,844 if I had two things in front of me. 1770 01:02:37,846 --> 01:02:39,179 Coff-ee. Coffee. 1771 01:02:40,262 --> 01:02:44,024 - And the last time I saw him in person was... 1772 01:02:44,026 --> 01:02:46,458 God, yeah, when I was like six. 1773 01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:48,369 - You know what, I'm sitting here talking this whole time, 1774 01:02:48,371 --> 01:02:49,641 you didn't give me anything to drink. 1775 01:02:49,643 --> 01:02:51,177 You don't have like a Canada Dry or something like that? 1776 01:02:51,179 --> 01:02:52,386 - No. 1777 01:02:52,388 --> 01:02:53,219 - You don't have Canada Dry? 1778 01:02:53,221 --> 01:02:54,729 This is the second place I've asked and nobody has it? 1779 01:02:54,731 --> 01:02:55,653 - No. 1780 01:02:55,655 --> 01:02:56,486 - Is that not a thing? 1781 01:02:56,488 --> 01:02:57,319 - No, it's not. 1782 01:02:57,321 --> 01:02:58,522 - Basically Murph and Taylor, 1783 01:02:58,524 --> 01:03:01,094 they drove me here from Chicago to come see my dad. 1784 01:03:01,096 --> 01:03:02,127 - Did you steal the painting? 1785 01:03:02,129 --> 01:03:02,960 - No. No. 1786 01:03:02,962 --> 01:03:03,911 - Are you sure? 1787 01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:05,425 - I would never steal those kind of paintings. 1788 01:03:05,427 --> 01:03:06,632 Are you crazy? - No? 1789 01:03:06,634 --> 01:03:07,465 - Jackson Pollock. 1790 01:03:07,467 --> 01:03:08,493 - But you steal other types of paintings? 1791 01:03:08,495 --> 01:03:09,326 - No, I wouldn't. 1792 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:10,406 Well, no, I wouldn't steal any other type 1793 01:03:10,408 --> 01:03:12,160 of painting unless there was like a situation 1794 01:03:12,162 --> 01:03:13,695 where somebody was trapped- - What about NFTs? 1795 01:03:13,697 --> 01:03:14,710 Have you ever stolen an NFT? 1796 01:03:14,712 --> 01:03:15,543 - NFT? 1797 01:03:15,545 --> 01:03:16,376 - Know anything about that? 1798 01:03:16,378 --> 01:03:18,485 - I don't even know if I can steal an NFT. 1799 01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:20,333 - NFT. NFT. - NFT. 1800 01:03:20,335 --> 01:03:21,413 - Oh, that's right. You British people like tea. 1801 01:03:21,415 --> 01:03:23,097 No, coff-ee. 1802 01:03:23,099 --> 01:03:24,702 - What about your friend? Think he's done it before? 1803 01:03:24,704 --> 01:03:26,926 - Stolen an NFT? He wouldn't even know how to spell NFT. 1804 01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:27,759 - Spell it. 1805 01:03:27,761 --> 01:03:29,261 - N-F-T. 1806 01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:32,694 - Use it in a sentence. 1807 01:03:32,696 --> 01:03:34,086 - They're harmless, honestly. 1808 01:03:34,088 --> 01:03:37,971 They (laughing) have really big mouths, 1809 01:03:37,973 --> 01:03:40,024 but they wouldn't do anything, 1810 01:03:40,026 --> 01:03:42,355 and they're really looking out for me. 1811 01:03:42,357 --> 01:03:43,440 - Okay, good. 1812 01:03:44,773 --> 01:03:46,922 - Why do you have his little girl with you? 1813 01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:48,442 - Well, you want the straight answer to that? 1814 01:03:48,444 --> 01:03:49,731 - Sure. 1815 01:03:49,733 --> 01:03:51,161 - He's a deadbeat and she's got a hot mom. 1816 01:03:51,163 --> 01:03:53,650 She's a good kid though, but I really wanna date the mom. 1817 01:03:53,652 --> 01:03:54,824 - So how long have you known them? 1818 01:03:54,826 --> 01:03:56,277 The mom? I just met her. 1819 01:03:56,279 --> 01:03:58,191 - Now, do they have any ties with your father? 1820 01:03:58,193 --> 01:04:00,166 Did they know about him or contact him 1821 01:04:00,168 --> 01:04:01,887 before you guys came up here? 1822 01:04:01,889 --> 01:04:04,999 - I think Murphy maybe knew a little bit just 1823 01:04:05,001 --> 01:04:07,638 from like being in the family. 1824 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,173 - You said you like her mom, right? 1825 01:04:09,175 --> 01:04:10,098 - Oh yeah. 1826 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:11,908 - Taylor's never met anybody. 1827 01:04:11,910 --> 01:04:13,615 - I think, well you don't have a problem between me and you. 1828 01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:15,019 You're a guy, right, you know what I mean? 1829 01:04:15,021 --> 01:04:16,224 - He's just trying to get with my mom. 1830 01:04:16,226 --> 01:04:17,156 - She's totally in to me. 1831 01:04:17,158 --> 01:04:18,788 - Oh, okay. 1832 01:04:18,790 --> 01:04:20,364 - How are they involved with the operation? 1833 01:04:20,366 --> 01:04:21,538 - They're not doctors. 1834 01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:24,733 - How are they involved with the money laundering? 1835 01:04:24,735 --> 01:04:26,525 - I don't think they washed anything. 1836 01:04:26,527 --> 01:04:27,785 Lacey has one duffle bag like that. 1837 01:04:27,787 --> 01:04:29,373 - So you are telling me she knows nothing about- 1838 01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:32,004 - Hey, hey, she's a good kid! She's smart. 1839 01:04:32,006 --> 01:04:33,748 She knows everything but nothing. 1840 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:34,778 - Yeah? 1841 01:04:34,780 --> 01:04:36,411 - And what does your dad do? 1842 01:04:36,413 --> 01:04:39,080 - Well, he's like a, he's a CEO. 1843 01:04:42,023 --> 01:04:42,856 - Of what? 1844 01:04:47,379 --> 01:04:48,212 - Um. 1845 01:04:51,648 --> 01:04:52,912 I don't know. 1846 01:04:52,914 --> 01:04:54,523 - You know your partner's right? 1847 01:04:54,525 --> 01:04:55,474 - He is? 1848 01:04:55,476 --> 01:04:56,307 - Yeah. 1849 01:04:56,309 --> 01:04:57,140 - What'd he say? 1850 01:04:57,142 --> 01:04:57,973 - You are the smart one. 1851 01:04:57,975 --> 01:04:58,806 - Oh, you got that right. 1852 01:04:58,808 --> 01:04:59,639 - He never gives me compliments. 1853 01:04:59,641 --> 01:05:00,677 I'm impressed. - Frankly, I don't see it. 1854 01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:02,090 I can see it. 1855 01:05:02,092 --> 01:05:03,130 - Oh well that's just hurtful at this point. 1856 01:05:03,132 --> 01:05:04,403 - I'm really worried. 1857 01:05:04,405 --> 01:05:06,034 Like we came all this way to see him, 1858 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:10,849 and like the doors were open like he wasn't there. 1859 01:05:10,851 --> 01:05:11,922 All of the paintings were gone. 1860 01:05:11,924 --> 01:05:14,398 I just, I really. I don't know what's going on. 1861 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,233 - I know. 1862 01:05:16,086 --> 01:05:17,632 Listen, we're doing everything 1863 01:05:17,634 --> 01:05:20,206 in our power to find him, okay? 1864 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,835 It's gonna be okay. 1865 01:05:21,837 --> 01:05:24,960 - I just, I know something's wrong, 1866 01:05:24,962 --> 01:05:26,311 and he is such a good person, 1867 01:05:26,313 --> 01:05:28,733 and I haven't been able to see him in so long. 1868 01:05:28,735 --> 01:05:31,971 And he just, he doesn't deserve this. 1869 01:05:31,973 --> 01:05:35,694 I know he doesn't deserve any of this. 1870 01:05:35,696 --> 01:05:37,359 - This has been horrible, all right? 1871 01:05:37,361 --> 01:05:39,283 As soon as we figure out what's going on with your dad, 1872 01:05:39,285 --> 01:05:40,986 we're getting the hell out of this country. 1873 01:05:40,988 --> 01:05:42,364 Unless you guys wanna stay 1874 01:05:42,366 --> 01:05:44,121 for a little longer, extend the trip. 1875 01:05:44,123 --> 01:05:45,518 - Gentlemen. 1876 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,272 - Hey, did you see Gretzky last night? 1877 01:05:47,274 --> 01:05:49,506 - He retired 25 years ago. 1878 01:05:49,508 --> 01:05:51,473 - Yeah, it was on "The Tonight Show." 1879 01:05:51,475 --> 01:05:55,392 - Right. The subject's name is Bradley Antonov. 1880 01:05:56,939 --> 01:06:00,003 No known aliases, but he was last seen with the Russian mob. 1881 01:06:00,005 --> 01:06:02,445 He is one of Canada's top money launderers. 1882 01:06:02,447 --> 01:06:04,972 He was supposed to be buying fine art, 1883 01:06:04,974 --> 01:06:06,515 but instead he's been buying replicas 1884 01:06:06,517 --> 01:06:07,952 and stealing the money. 1885 01:06:07,954 --> 01:06:11,291 We picked him up on a CMT charge a while back, 1886 01:06:11,293 --> 01:06:12,820 but it didn't stick. 1887 01:06:12,822 --> 01:06:15,297 This time though he may have offended the wrong people. 1888 01:06:15,299 --> 01:06:18,500 All of his financial transactions have been digital. 1889 01:06:18,502 --> 01:06:20,347 They've been paying Antonov in Bitcoin 1890 01:06:20,349 --> 01:06:22,024 in order to keep it untraceable. 1891 01:06:22,026 --> 01:06:24,155 But as soon as we find the money, we've got him. 1892 01:06:24,157 --> 01:06:27,657 (tense suspenseful music) 1893 01:06:29,605 --> 01:06:32,025 - So you're saying my dad can go to jail? 1894 01:06:32,027 --> 01:06:34,529 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1895 01:06:34,531 --> 01:06:38,154 - It's either that or he faces the wrath of the Russian mob. 1896 01:06:38,156 --> 01:06:39,559 Unfortunately, your dad doesn't 1897 01:06:39,561 --> 01:06:41,324 have the best roads ahead of him. 1898 01:06:41,326 --> 01:06:43,768 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1899 01:06:43,770 --> 01:06:46,530 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1900 01:06:46,532 --> 01:06:48,113 - INSET tried to get information from his house, 1901 01:06:48,115 --> 01:06:51,409 but all the info from the computers is gone. 1902 01:06:51,411 --> 01:06:53,828 - Do you wanna call your mom? 1903 01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:55,984 - Okay, yeah. 1904 01:06:55,986 --> 01:07:00,319 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1905 01:07:09,212 --> 01:07:11,993 - Look, Rachel, if you need some help on this case, 1906 01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:15,205 and you need somebody to work with you for a period of time, 1907 01:07:15,207 --> 01:07:17,424 I don't mind working close with you on this. 1908 01:07:17,426 --> 01:07:18,781 - Just don't keep him out too late. 1909 01:07:18,783 --> 01:07:20,164 He suffers from low testosterone. 1910 01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:21,743 He gets exhausted very easily. 1911 01:07:21,745 --> 01:07:23,997 - Or if you want me to take you out to dinner, 1912 01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:26,585 we can just chop it up and spit ball, you know? 1913 01:07:26,587 --> 01:07:28,785 - Bring your EpiPen. You gotta be able to stick him. 1914 01:07:28,787 --> 01:07:30,478 He is allergic to gluten. His throat swells up. 1915 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,515 Can't be (imitating choking). 1916 01:07:32,517 --> 01:07:34,303 - Or you know, maybe we need to relax, 1917 01:07:34,305 --> 01:07:36,763 and you know, just get our mind off the case. 1918 01:07:36,765 --> 01:07:38,839 Maybe go to a day spa, massage or something like that. 1919 01:07:38,841 --> 01:07:40,750 - Yeah, like that rub and tug joint you go 1920 01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:41,583 to on 39th Street? 1921 01:07:41,585 --> 01:07:42,761 - Okay. 1922 01:07:42,763 --> 01:07:44,754 - [Murphy] Why won't you help me out? 1923 01:07:44,756 --> 01:07:45,760 - Let me date your cousin. 1924 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:46,593 - Joanna? 1925 01:07:46,595 --> 01:07:47,426 - Yes, I wanna date your cousin. 1926 01:07:47,428 --> 01:07:48,259 - Fine, okay just help me out. 1927 01:07:48,261 --> 01:07:49,092 - I'll- 1928 01:07:49,094 --> 01:07:50,723 - Gentlemen, as much as we appreciate 1929 01:07:50,725 --> 01:07:52,666 what the NYPD could potentially do, 1930 01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:55,022 I believe we have it covered here in Canada. 1931 01:07:55,024 --> 01:07:56,850 - That's a relief because he's gotta get home. 1932 01:07:56,852 --> 01:07:59,258 He just won the $400 million Powerball. 1933 01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:00,787 He's gotta go home and cash his ticket. 1934 01:08:00,789 --> 01:08:04,069 You know how eccentric millionaires can be. 1935 01:08:04,071 --> 01:08:07,154 - Okay, you gentlemen are free to go. 1936 01:08:09,192 --> 01:08:10,994 - Hey, cheer up Lace. How about this? 1937 01:08:10,996 --> 01:08:12,001 I'll show you the dance I'm gonna do 1938 01:08:12,003 --> 01:08:13,287 with Mountie Rachel at our wedding. 1939 01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:14,939 - You can't dance. 1940 01:08:14,941 --> 01:08:17,364 - I hate to give him a compliment, but he can dance. 1941 01:08:17,366 --> 01:08:19,775 - (chuckling) See? 1942 01:08:19,777 --> 01:08:21,403 All right, here, gonna put your one arm here. 1943 01:08:21,405 --> 01:08:23,531 Gimme this. Don't give me spaghetti arm. 1944 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:25,096 Push back at me. Here we go. 1945 01:08:25,098 --> 01:08:26,267 All right, take a step back on your right, 1946 01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:28,116 and then feet together, okay? 1947 01:08:28,118 --> 01:08:30,724 Forward on your left. Yep and then step together. 1948 01:08:30,726 --> 01:08:32,873 Now you're back at the right, step together. 1949 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:35,164 Forward on the left, step together. 1950 01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:37,119 Here now dip. Ready? (chuckling) 1951 01:08:37,121 --> 01:08:40,038 - You can dance. Thanks for trying. 1952 01:08:48,394 --> 01:08:51,144 (fist hammering) 1953 01:08:59,022 --> 01:09:00,303 - Oh. 1954 01:09:00,305 --> 01:09:01,138 - Taylor. 1955 01:09:03,252 --> 01:09:05,832 - Hey Lace. You wanna come outta here for a sec? 1956 01:09:05,834 --> 01:09:06,917 - Yeah, what? 1957 01:09:08,284 --> 01:09:09,707 (tense suspenseful music) 1958 01:09:09,709 --> 01:09:10,981 - Dad, where have you been? 1959 01:09:10,983 --> 01:09:13,851 - I've been everywhere, Honey Bear, everywhere. 1960 01:09:13,853 --> 01:09:15,756 - What does that even mean? 1961 01:09:15,758 --> 01:09:17,584 The police took us in there looking for you. 1962 01:09:17,586 --> 01:09:18,642 - Hey Honey Bear. 1963 01:09:18,644 --> 01:09:20,231 Do you remember that teddy bear that Daddy gave you? 1964 01:09:20,233 --> 01:09:21,672 You still got it right? 1965 01:09:21,674 --> 01:09:24,359 (tense suspenseful music continues) 1966 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,444 - Teddy bear. 1967 01:09:26,332 --> 01:09:27,652 - Right, 'cause Daddy just needs to see it for a second. 1968 01:09:27,654 --> 01:09:29,571 Just to, oh, thank God. 1969 01:09:30,484 --> 01:09:34,901 - I get it. What are there crypto codes inside of it? 1970 01:09:36,419 --> 01:09:38,818 Oh my God, there are. 1971 01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:41,266 You just gave it to me so no one would catch you with it. 1972 01:09:41,268 --> 01:09:44,191 - No, no I didn't. It's not like that. 1973 01:09:44,193 --> 01:09:46,522 - What is it like then, Dad? 1974 01:09:46,524 --> 01:09:48,031 I haven't seen you in years. 1975 01:09:48,033 --> 01:09:49,844 And now that I finally do, you're just using me 1976 01:09:49,846 --> 01:09:52,183 for your sketchy shit? 1977 01:09:52,185 --> 01:09:54,717 I trusted you and it was all a lie. 1978 01:09:54,719 --> 01:09:56,264 You never wanted to see me. 1979 01:09:56,266 --> 01:09:59,065 - Honey Bear, of course I wanted to see you. 1980 01:09:59,067 --> 01:10:01,005 - Then where have you been? 1981 01:10:01,007 --> 01:10:02,757 - I've been at the... 1982 01:10:03,591 --> 01:10:05,538 Is this a puberty thing? What? 1983 01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:08,178 Look, I love you. I care about you. 1984 01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:09,295 I've got no time for this. 1985 01:10:09,297 --> 01:10:10,608 Give me that bear. Give me that bear. 1986 01:10:10,610 --> 01:10:12,644 (dramatic energetic music) 1987 01:10:12,646 --> 01:10:13,994 Give me the bear! 1988 01:10:13,996 --> 01:10:16,617 (dramatic energetic music continues) 1989 01:10:16,619 --> 01:10:19,119 (all yelling) 1990 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:24,758 (dramatic energetic music continues) 1991 01:10:32,079 --> 01:10:34,329 (no audio) 1992 01:10:47,908 --> 01:10:49,408 - Where are codes? 1993 01:10:51,132 --> 01:10:54,132 - Look, if I knew, I would tell you. 1994 01:10:58,342 --> 01:11:00,592 (no audio) 1995 01:11:06,950 --> 01:11:08,331 - That's not smart, Brad. 1996 01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:09,789 They're probably gonna torture you now. 1997 01:11:09,791 --> 01:11:10,942 They may even waterboard you. 1998 01:11:10,944 --> 01:11:13,007 - Oh, that's like emotional bullying. 1999 01:11:13,009 --> 01:11:14,443 See, what they do is they take you out 2000 01:11:14,445 --> 01:11:15,664 on this really ice cold lake, right? 2001 01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:16,946 And they put you right in the middle of it 2002 01:11:16,948 --> 01:11:18,052 and they make you balance on a board, 2003 01:11:18,054 --> 01:11:19,212 and then when you fall down you freeze, 2004 01:11:19,214 --> 01:11:21,057 and they all laugh at you. 2005 01:11:21,059 --> 01:11:23,228 - Wait, that's not water boarding. That's wake boarding. 2006 01:11:23,230 --> 01:11:24,160 - [Taylor] Same thing. 2007 01:11:24,162 --> 01:11:25,215 - No it's not. 2008 01:11:25,217 --> 01:11:26,301 Water boarding is they lay you down. 2009 01:11:26,303 --> 01:11:27,476 They put a towel over your face. 2010 01:11:27,478 --> 01:11:28,584 They pour water up your nose. 2011 01:11:28,586 --> 01:11:31,035 - Oh, oh, you are definitely not gonna like that, no. 2012 01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:33,271 - Oh, you know what else you couldn't handle is 2013 01:11:33,273 --> 01:11:34,427 when they put you in that little box. 2014 01:11:34,429 --> 01:11:35,717 Now me, I can handle that. 2015 01:11:35,719 --> 01:11:36,927 - You're crazy. 2016 01:11:36,929 --> 01:11:38,151 - No, no, no, no. 2017 01:11:38,153 --> 01:11:39,357 When I was a kid, I used to have my mom tuck 2018 01:11:39,359 --> 01:11:40,583 the sheets in real tight. 2019 01:11:40,585 --> 01:11:42,284 Put me in that box, give me a book to read, 2020 01:11:42,286 --> 01:11:43,207 I could stay there all day. 2021 01:11:43,209 --> 01:11:44,229 - Why would they give you a book? 2022 01:11:44,231 --> 01:11:45,710 - Why would they care if they give me a book or not? 2023 01:11:45,712 --> 01:11:46,889 That's not the information they want. 2024 01:11:46,891 --> 01:11:48,276 - But they don't wanna make you comfortable. 2025 01:11:48,278 --> 01:11:49,291 They're going to put you a box with a book. 2026 01:11:49,293 --> 01:11:50,498 - They don't care. They don't care. 2027 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:51,331 - How you gonna read it? 2028 01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,164 - Like... 2029 01:11:52,166 --> 01:11:54,334 Wait, wait, hang on, hang on. 2030 01:11:54,336 --> 01:11:55,684 Let me try something. Let me try something. 2031 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:57,128 Gentlemen, can I get a book out of my bag? 2032 01:11:57,130 --> 01:11:58,046 - Dude. 2033 01:11:58,048 --> 01:11:58,879 - Why would they care? That's what I'm saying. 2034 01:11:58,881 --> 01:11:59,844 Why would these guys need 2035 01:11:59,846 --> 01:12:00,886 that information? - Because they... 2036 01:12:00,888 --> 01:12:01,938 - You know what? You're screwing us. 2037 01:12:01,940 --> 01:12:03,251 Just relax. I got some. 2038 01:12:03,253 --> 01:12:05,286 Let me talk to them. 2039 01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:08,542 Comrades, what do you say, you cut us loose. 2040 01:12:08,544 --> 01:12:11,410 We pour some vodka, we split the pirogi, 2041 01:12:11,412 --> 01:12:13,252 and we go sit in some snow, 2042 01:12:13,254 --> 01:12:15,823 and talk about this like gentlemen? 2043 01:12:15,825 --> 01:12:17,638 - Okay guys, look, we're big fans of your culture. 2044 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,875 Taylor and I go to a ton of strip clubs. 2045 01:12:19,877 --> 01:12:21,377 - It's true. Yeah. 2046 01:12:23,303 --> 01:12:24,304 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 2047 01:12:24,306 --> 01:12:26,376 (fist thumping) (dramatic music) 2048 01:12:26,378 --> 01:12:27,209 (Brad groaning) 2049 01:12:27,211 --> 01:12:28,042 You think that scares us? 2050 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:30,113 Brad is a lot tougher than that. Show them, Brad. 2051 01:12:30,115 --> 01:12:31,716 (tense suspenseful music) 2052 01:12:31,718 --> 01:12:33,628 (fist thumping) (dramatic music) 2053 01:12:33,630 --> 01:12:34,844 (Brad groaning) 2054 01:12:34,846 --> 01:12:37,103 - Look, no matter what you do to Brad, he ain't gonna talk. 2055 01:12:37,105 --> 01:12:39,794 (tense suspenseful music continues) 2056 01:12:39,796 --> 01:12:42,620 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are you punching me? 2057 01:12:42,622 --> 01:12:45,645 It's these idiots that can't shut up. Punch them. 2058 01:12:45,647 --> 01:12:49,912 - (speaking Russian) You don't tell him what to do. 2059 01:12:49,914 --> 01:12:52,997 We hit them when we want to hit them. 2060 01:12:54,814 --> 01:12:57,481 Keep it up. Do your nails first. 2061 01:12:58,679 --> 01:13:02,429 (Taylor and Murphy laughing) 2062 01:13:06,846 --> 01:13:08,783 What is funny? 2063 01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,152 - "Do your nails first." 2064 01:13:10,154 --> 01:13:12,455 (Taylor and Murphy laughing) 2065 01:13:12,457 --> 01:13:13,900 - Sounds like you're giving him a manicure. 2066 01:13:13,902 --> 01:13:15,352 (Taylor and Murphy laughing) 2067 01:13:15,354 --> 01:13:16,185 - You're right. 2068 01:13:16,187 --> 01:13:17,744 - What is manicure? Is it gay? 2069 01:13:17,746 --> 01:13:19,422 - Hey, you know what that's stereotyping, 2070 01:13:19,424 --> 01:13:21,874 and that reeks of toxic masculinity. 2071 01:13:21,876 --> 01:13:22,709 - Shut up! 2072 01:13:23,673 --> 01:13:25,950 We hit his nails with hammer. 2073 01:13:25,952 --> 01:13:26,979 - Then say that. 2074 01:13:26,981 --> 01:13:28,911 Don't make it sound like he's going to a salon. 2075 01:13:28,913 --> 01:13:31,121 What, instead of waterboarding do you say facial hydration? 2076 01:13:31,123 --> 01:13:34,510 (Taylor and Murphy laughing) 2077 01:13:34,512 --> 01:13:35,413 Uh-oh. 2078 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:37,146 (fist thumping) (dramatic music) 2079 01:13:37,148 --> 01:13:38,643 (Murphy groaning) 2080 01:13:38,645 --> 01:13:41,422 (Murphy coughing) (tense dramatic music) 2081 01:13:41,424 --> 01:13:44,460 Do his nails (laughing). 2082 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:48,380 - [Taylor] Stop, you're killing me. What you doing to me? 2083 01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:50,470 Oh, oh, oh well. 2084 01:13:50,472 --> 01:13:54,555 (tense dramatic music continues) 2085 01:13:59,164 --> 01:14:00,671 - Where is hammer? 2086 01:14:00,673 --> 01:14:04,069 (tense dramatic music continues) 2087 01:14:04,071 --> 01:14:05,869 - Hey, gentlemen, gentlemen, there's no need for this. 2088 01:14:05,871 --> 01:14:08,364 My daughter's got the codes. 2089 01:14:08,366 --> 01:14:09,752 - Oh! - Oh my God! 2090 01:14:09,754 --> 01:14:11,469 - What's wrong with you? - What kind of a low life 2091 01:14:11,471 --> 01:14:12,585 would give his daughter up? 2092 01:14:12,587 --> 01:14:14,157 - He's a father of the year over here, jackass. 2093 01:14:14,159 --> 01:14:15,503 What's the matter with you?, 2094 01:14:15,505 --> 01:14:17,628 - With one hand, I'm happy we have code. 2095 01:14:17,630 --> 01:14:22,160 On the other, I've never seen such disgusting... 2096 01:14:22,162 --> 01:14:23,362 How you say it? 2097 01:14:23,364 --> 01:14:24,195 - A piece of crap. 2098 01:14:24,197 --> 01:14:25,103 - [Criminal] Not quite. 2099 01:14:25,105 --> 01:14:26,040 - Scumbag? 2100 01:14:26,042 --> 01:14:27,683 - [Murphy] No class beat-down fool? 2101 01:14:27,685 --> 01:14:30,490 - It is (speaking Russian). 2102 01:14:30,492 --> 01:14:31,962 - Is that like Russian for douche bag? 2103 01:14:31,964 --> 01:14:33,360 - It's shit-ass. 2104 01:14:33,362 --> 01:14:35,945 - Oh, oh. - Oh. It's simplistic. 2105 01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:39,518 - It's kind of anticlimactic there. 2106 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,276 - Next time I use one of yours. 2107 01:14:41,278 --> 01:14:42,766 - [Taylor] Okay. - If you want to, you know. 2108 01:14:42,768 --> 01:14:45,092 - Look, you're never gonna find her. She ran away. 2109 01:14:45,094 --> 01:14:45,940 She's not here. 2110 01:14:45,942 --> 01:14:47,476 - You know what? Wakeboard this astronaut. 2111 01:14:47,478 --> 01:14:49,326 (door banging) 2112 01:14:49,328 --> 01:14:50,417 - [Officer] Go, go, go, go. 2113 01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,817 - [Rachel] INSET, drop your weapon. 2114 01:14:51,819 --> 01:14:52,842 - [Officer] Freeze, freeze. 2115 01:14:52,844 --> 01:14:56,892 (energetic dramatic music) (fighters scuffling) 2116 01:14:56,894 --> 01:14:57,727 - Oh. Oh! 2117 01:14:58,778 --> 01:15:00,998 (energetic dramatic music continues) 2118 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,083 (fighters scuffling) 2119 01:15:12,544 --> 01:15:14,691 Oh shit. Oh shit. 2120 01:15:14,693 --> 01:15:17,606 (fists thumping) (fighters groaning) 2121 01:15:17,608 --> 01:15:20,753 (energetic dramatic music continues) 2122 01:15:20,755 --> 01:15:23,838 (fighters scuffling) 2123 01:15:30,579 --> 01:15:33,095 (fist thudding) (bell dinging) 2124 01:15:33,097 --> 01:15:36,347 (tense dramatic music) 2125 01:15:39,937 --> 01:15:42,340 (taser zapping) 2126 01:15:42,342 --> 01:15:43,259 - Okay. Ah! 2127 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:48,546 - What, are these things following us around? 2128 01:15:48,548 --> 01:15:50,599 - Hey, I bet that Asian Mountie karated the guy. 2129 01:15:50,601 --> 01:15:53,219 - Okay, number one, that's super racist. 2130 01:15:53,221 --> 01:15:55,345 Just 'cause he's Asian doesn't mean he knows karate. 2131 01:15:55,347 --> 01:15:56,346 - And B? 2132 01:15:56,348 --> 01:15:57,796 - And 2, karate's not a verb. 2133 01:15:57,798 --> 01:16:00,507 - Hey, hey, hey, hey buddy, buddy. 2134 01:16:00,509 --> 01:16:01,581 How'd you subdue that guy? 2135 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:04,000 - Oh, I just karated the guy. 2136 01:16:04,892 --> 01:16:09,892 - Okay guys, we've got a call out for Lacey. We'll find her. 2137 01:16:10,638 --> 01:16:12,148 - Good. Thanks for everything. 2138 01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,310 Really appreciate all your help. 2139 01:16:13,312 --> 01:16:14,312 - Of course. 2140 01:16:15,385 --> 01:16:19,472 - Hey guys, how much longer is it going to...? 2141 01:16:19,474 --> 01:16:20,714 (indistinct) 2142 01:16:20,716 --> 01:16:22,393 (dramatic music) 2143 01:16:22,395 --> 01:16:23,307 - Okay, wait, hang on. 2144 01:16:23,309 --> 01:16:25,823 Just drop the gun and we'll all walk out 2145 01:16:25,825 --> 01:16:27,658 of here nice and easy. 2146 01:16:29,932 --> 01:16:31,329 - You trying to seduce me? 2147 01:16:31,331 --> 01:16:32,298 - Lacey! 2148 01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:35,883 (dramatic music continues) 2149 01:16:43,067 --> 01:16:45,507 (oranges thudding) 2150 01:16:45,509 --> 01:16:49,092 (dramatic music continues) 2151 01:17:00,346 --> 01:17:03,525 (criminal thudding) 2152 01:17:03,527 --> 01:17:04,914 - If you recognize the two in the video, 2153 01:17:04,916 --> 01:17:08,760 it's because they are NYPD's very own Orange Justice duo 2154 01:17:08,762 --> 01:17:12,388 whom after allegations of police misconduct were suspended, 2155 01:17:12,390 --> 01:17:15,958 and are now returning to the line of duty. 2156 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,012 It's not the video you can see, 2157 01:17:18,014 --> 01:17:19,465 but the video you can't. 2158 01:17:19,467 --> 01:17:21,985 Classified footage indicates no foul play 2159 01:17:21,987 --> 01:17:24,949 in the arrest of one Kyle "Buzzy" Mitchell, 2160 01:17:24,951 --> 01:17:28,723 which is now at the DA Castelli to drop the charges. 2161 01:17:28,725 --> 01:17:30,518 (officer laughing) 2162 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,793 (officers applauding) 2163 01:17:32,795 --> 01:17:34,193 (Taylor and Murphy laughing) 2164 01:17:34,195 --> 01:17:35,026 - Welcome back. 2165 01:17:35,028 --> 01:17:35,897 - Thank you. 2166 01:17:35,899 --> 01:17:37,413 - Look, you guys can call us heroes, 2167 01:17:37,415 --> 01:17:38,972 but I'm not comfortable saying it myself. 2168 01:17:38,974 --> 01:17:40,540 - I am. You can call me hero. 2169 01:17:40,542 --> 01:17:41,612 I'm comfortable saying it. 2170 01:17:41,614 --> 01:17:44,850 - All right, all right, you two, welcome back I guess. 2171 01:17:44,852 --> 01:17:47,717 And since you requested that we don't release footage 2172 01:17:47,719 --> 01:17:50,214 of you being buddy pals with your CI, 2173 01:17:50,216 --> 01:17:51,565 as noble as that may be, 2174 01:17:51,567 --> 01:17:54,360 One Police Plaza has sent down some guidelines 2175 01:17:54,362 --> 01:17:55,988 for your reinstatement. 2176 01:17:55,990 --> 01:17:57,565 It's supposed to rehabilitate your image, 2177 01:17:57,567 --> 01:17:59,484 and that of the department to the public. 2178 01:17:59,486 --> 01:18:03,685 And you two guys get to be great big stars. 2179 01:18:03,687 --> 01:18:05,754 - I guess it's the optics. 2180 01:18:05,756 --> 01:18:07,439 - Oh, look at you with the big words. 2181 01:18:07,441 --> 01:18:09,342 - I can handle things. I'm smart. 2182 01:18:09,344 --> 01:18:14,344 Not like people say, like dumb. I'm smart, I want respect. 2183 01:18:14,365 --> 01:18:16,213 - That's pretty good. It's Fredo from "Godfather II." 2184 01:18:16,215 --> 01:18:17,150 - I'm trying to put it together. 2185 01:18:17,152 --> 01:18:18,428 I've been watching a marathon. 2186 01:18:18,430 --> 01:18:19,797 - I bet, did you ever hear my Quint from "Jaws"? 2187 01:18:19,799 --> 01:18:22,725 - Yeah, I mean my grades in chemistry 2188 01:18:22,727 --> 01:18:25,611 aren't super amazing right now, but it's fine. 2189 01:18:25,613 --> 01:18:26,532 I'll get them back up. 2190 01:18:26,534 --> 01:18:27,845 - Yeah, just remember all the medical terms 2191 01:18:27,847 --> 01:18:28,766 that Taylor taught you. 2192 01:18:28,768 --> 01:18:30,994 - Oh, what you mean spleen and appendix? 2193 01:18:30,996 --> 01:18:32,289 Yeah, I think I'm gonna get a full ride 2194 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,584 to medical school on that knowledge. 2195 01:18:33,586 --> 01:18:34,538 Thank you. 2196 01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:35,693 - [Taylor] Hey, I was giving you pearls of wisdom. 2197 01:18:35,695 --> 01:18:37,185 - Hey guys. 2198 01:18:37,187 --> 01:18:39,670 - Hey, hey, hey. Oh, is that your girlfriend there? 2199 01:18:39,672 --> 01:18:42,106 - Oh my God. No, you idiot. 2200 01:18:42,108 --> 01:18:44,092 Can't a girl be friends with another girl? 2201 01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:46,102 - Yeah, you know, if you're a lesbian, that's fine by us. 2202 01:18:46,104 --> 01:18:47,478 I mean, you know, I just didn't know 2203 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,643 the pescatarian church allows that. 2204 01:18:48,645 --> 01:18:51,659 - We went on a whole road trip to Canada 2205 01:18:51,661 --> 01:18:53,213 and you're still on this bit. 2206 01:18:53,215 --> 01:18:54,241 How many times do I have to tell you? 2207 01:18:54,243 --> 01:18:57,999 Pescatarian is a dietary choice. It's not a religion. 2208 01:18:58,001 --> 01:18:59,947 - As long as you don't have to shave your head. 2209 01:18:59,949 --> 01:19:01,371 We love you either way sweetie. 2210 01:19:01,373 --> 01:19:03,924 - Yeah, well watch out next April Fool's 2211 01:19:03,926 --> 01:19:05,564 'cause I've definitely got you there then. 2212 01:19:05,566 --> 01:19:08,137 Look, I gotta go. You guys have a good time. 2213 01:19:08,139 --> 01:19:09,509 - All right, great to talk to you. 2214 01:19:09,511 --> 01:19:10,510 - [Murphy] Love you kid. 2215 01:19:10,512 --> 01:19:12,416 - Great talking to you guys. See ya, bye. 2216 01:19:12,418 --> 01:19:16,033 (upbeat rock music) 2217 01:19:16,035 --> 01:19:17,293 - Thanks. 2218 01:19:17,295 --> 01:19:19,756 I tell you, you know what? She's a really good kid. 2219 01:19:19,758 --> 01:19:20,778 - Great kid. 2220 01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:21,977 - Yeah, she really is. 2221 01:19:21,979 --> 01:19:23,123 And you know, something just for the record, 2222 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:24,510 I wouldn't care if she was a lesbian 2223 01:19:24,512 --> 01:19:26,017 or gay or nothing like that. - I know, I know. 2224 01:19:26,019 --> 01:19:28,473 - Hey, by the way, you heard Sanchez came out as gay, right? 2225 01:19:28,475 --> 01:19:29,972 - Yeah, matter of fact, 2226 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:31,121 he came to the precinct the other day. 2227 01:19:31,123 --> 01:19:32,900 - Oh, that's right. He has a boyfriend. 2228 01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:34,528 - Yes he did. And you know something. 2229 01:19:34,530 --> 01:19:36,398 Did you notice his boyfriend looked just like he did? 2230 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,535 - Yeah, is that a thing? 2231 01:19:37,537 --> 01:19:39,032 Do they date guys that look like each other? 2232 01:19:39,034 --> 01:19:40,491 - I don't know. I don't know. 2233 01:19:40,493 --> 01:19:41,757 I mean there's a lot of advantages to it though. 2234 01:19:41,759 --> 01:19:42,692 - Like what? 2235 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,184 - Well, you save on the same haircare products. 2236 01:19:44,186 --> 01:19:45,630 - I guess you double your wardrobe. 2237 01:19:45,632 --> 01:19:47,570 - That's right. So you're saving money right there, right? 2238 01:19:47,572 --> 01:19:49,886 - Now, I know you. I know how your brain works okay? 2239 01:19:49,888 --> 01:19:51,442 So let me ask you this. 2240 01:19:51,444 --> 01:19:53,554 If you were gay, what celebrity would you date? 2241 01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:56,611 - Why would I think if I'm gay who I'm dating? 2242 01:19:56,613 --> 01:19:57,959 I would never think like that. I don't- 2243 01:19:57,961 --> 01:19:58,991 - You never thought about that? 2244 01:19:58,993 --> 01:20:00,540 - No. I don't think about if I'm gay, who am I gonna date? 2245 01:20:00,542 --> 01:20:02,626 That's ridiculous. 2246 01:20:02,628 --> 01:20:06,397 But if I were gay and I were to date a celebrity, 2247 01:20:06,399 --> 01:20:08,599 it would be Joe Namath. 2248 01:20:08,601 --> 01:20:09,581 - The football player? 2249 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:11,780 - Yeah, Joe Namath. That's right. 2250 01:20:11,782 --> 01:20:13,373 Super Bowl III, MVP. 2251 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,439 - Isn't he a little old for you? 2252 01:20:14,441 --> 01:20:16,060 - There you go with age discrimination again. 2253 01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:17,742 - I'm just saying, what would you do together? 2254 01:20:17,744 --> 01:20:20,896 - What would we do together? We go to football games, right? 2255 01:20:20,898 --> 01:20:23,452 We go to any kind of book signing, country clubs. 2256 01:20:23,454 --> 01:20:26,656 I get the suites with all the free food at the Jet games. 2257 01:20:26,658 --> 01:20:30,022 Lot of good stuff. Who would you date? 2258 01:20:30,024 --> 01:20:32,168 - Well you're saying people that look like you, right? 2259 01:20:32,170 --> 01:20:33,138 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2260 01:20:33,140 --> 01:20:34,317 - So, I don't know, Brad Pitt. 2261 01:20:34,319 --> 01:20:36,736 - Oh my. The ego on this guy. 2262 01:20:38,021 --> 01:20:39,346 Are you kidding me? 2263 01:20:39,348 --> 01:20:40,568 - What? What are you talking about? 2264 01:20:40,570 --> 01:20:41,541 - Brad Pitt? 2265 01:20:41,543 --> 01:20:42,903 - He might like some incredible stuff in me. 2266 01:20:42,905 --> 01:20:44,483 The way I dress, the way I talk, 2267 01:20:44,485 --> 01:20:45,787 the way I act, all that stuff. 2268 01:20:45,789 --> 01:20:46,969 - Oh my God. 2269 01:20:46,971 --> 01:20:48,553 You're setting the bar a little high, don't you think? 2270 01:20:48,555 --> 01:20:49,795 - Then we would have Hollywood parties. 2271 01:20:49,797 --> 01:20:50,974 We would invite you and Joe over 2272 01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:52,975 for a Hollywood dinner or something like that. 2273 01:20:52,977 --> 01:20:55,342 - Uh-uh, Joe and I are not interested coming 2274 01:20:55,344 --> 01:20:56,858 to any Hollywood soirees that you 2275 01:20:56,860 --> 01:20:58,236 and Mr. Pitt are throwing. 2276 01:20:58,238 --> 01:20:59,504 - Okay, Brad and I make dinner 2277 01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:00,669 and you're not gonna come over? 2278 01:21:00,671 --> 01:21:02,750 - Joe needs his rest. He's older now. 2279 01:21:02,752 --> 01:21:04,316 His knee's still aching. 2280 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:05,776 We're not going out to all hours 2281 01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:08,219 of the morning doing God knows what, with who knows who. 2282 01:21:08,221 --> 01:21:09,780 - So now I have to tell Brad all that food we made, 2283 01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:10,754 we gotta throw in the garbage? 2284 01:21:10,756 --> 01:21:11,683 - That's not my problem. 2285 01:21:11,685 --> 01:21:13,067 You're the one that wanted to date a Hollywood big shot. 2286 01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:14,016 You figure it out. 2287 01:21:14,018 --> 01:21:15,102 - Now we're gonna have a huge problem. 2288 01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:16,384 Now I gotta talk to Brad. We're gonna work this out. 2289 01:21:16,386 --> 01:21:17,696 You're gonna cause an argument. 2290 01:21:17,698 --> 01:21:18,836 - That's my problem? 2291 01:21:18,838 --> 01:21:20,353 Go to therapy like everybody else in Hollywood does. 2292 01:21:20,355 --> 01:21:23,522 (upbeat jaunty music) 2293 01:21:26,498 --> 01:21:28,668 - Scene Fruit, take one, mark. 2294 01:21:28,670 --> 01:21:31,018 (clapper board snapping) 2295 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:34,585 - [Director] All right guys, here we go. 2296 01:21:34,587 --> 01:21:35,418 And action. 2297 01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:39,232 (upbeat jaunty music continues) 2298 01:21:39,234 --> 01:21:42,424 Action guys. Action means go. 2299 01:21:42,426 --> 01:21:43,368 You start. 2300 01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:44,319 - Why doesn't he just say start? 2301 01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:46,127 - I think action is like movie speak. 2302 01:21:46,129 --> 01:21:47,686 - Why doesn't he just say it then? 2303 01:21:47,688 --> 01:21:49,481 Why doesn't he just say? What's he gotta say action for? 2304 01:21:49,483 --> 01:21:50,417 I didn't go to movie speak school. 2305 01:21:50,419 --> 01:21:52,441 - There's no school. It's just action means start. 2306 01:21:52,443 --> 01:21:53,638 - Then he should just say start. 2307 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:54,895 - Face forward. Face front. 2308 01:21:54,897 --> 01:21:56,733 - Fruit 32, mark. 2309 01:21:56,735 --> 01:21:57,916 (upbeat jaunty music continues) 2310 01:21:57,918 --> 01:21:59,852 ♪ And I'm hoping it's not true. ♪ 2311 01:21:59,854 --> 01:22:00,794 - Tomato. 2312 01:22:00,796 --> 01:22:02,264 - Or tomato. 2313 01:22:02,266 --> 01:22:04,188 - Is it a fruit? 2314 01:22:04,190 --> 01:22:05,607 - Or a vegetable? 2315 01:22:07,724 --> 01:22:09,128 - Regardless. 2316 01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:14,130 Any way you say it, it should not be used as a weapon, kids. 2317 01:22:17,948 --> 01:22:22,739 - Use words not watermelons to solve your differences. 2318 01:22:22,741 --> 01:22:25,167 (upbeat jaunty music continues) 2319 01:22:25,169 --> 01:22:26,232 - And remember. 2320 01:22:26,234 --> 01:22:30,105 - [Both] Police and produce are your friends. 2321 01:22:30,107 --> 01:22:31,976 (upbeat jaunty music continues) 2322 01:22:31,978 --> 01:22:34,193 ♪ Wake me up before you leave ♪ 2323 01:22:34,195 --> 01:22:35,435 - Put your finger up. 2324 01:22:35,437 --> 01:22:36,626 Not the! Stop. 2325 01:22:36,628 --> 01:22:37,951 (upbeat jaunty music continues) 2326 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,667 ♪ If you stay it's not my fault ♪ 2327 01:22:39,669 --> 01:22:41,325 ♪ I'm not begging after all ♪ 2328 01:22:41,327 --> 01:22:46,327 ♪ If loving you's a crime, lock me up and lose the key ♪ 2329 01:22:51,486 --> 01:22:54,233 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 2330 01:22:54,235 --> 01:22:57,902 I'm gonna kill myself for doing this. Jenny? 2331 01:22:58,972 --> 01:22:59,805 Jenny! 2332 01:23:00,987 --> 01:23:01,820 Shit! 2333 01:23:03,196 --> 01:23:05,204 - (laughing) Sorry. I'm sorry. 2334 01:23:05,206 --> 01:23:07,873 (both laughing) 2335 01:23:09,747 --> 01:23:11,714 (screen beeping) 2336 01:23:11,716 --> 01:23:13,775 - Hi. Oh, you're at the wrong house, sorry. 2337 01:23:13,777 --> 01:23:15,773 (all laughing) 2338 01:23:15,775 --> 01:23:16,689 (door banging) 2339 01:23:16,691 --> 01:23:17,770 - Oh, shit. 2340 01:23:17,772 --> 01:23:20,213 (all laughing) 2341 01:23:20,215 --> 01:23:21,126 (screen beeping) 2342 01:23:21,128 --> 01:23:21,959 - Oh hey. 2343 01:23:21,961 --> 01:23:23,422 - Oh my gosh. She's gorgeous. 2344 01:23:23,424 --> 01:23:26,410 - We need a real take. I don't think we got a real take. 2345 01:23:26,412 --> 01:23:28,079 Everyone is a joker. 2346 01:23:29,428 --> 01:23:30,343 (actor laughing) 2347 01:23:30,345 --> 01:23:31,690 (screen beeping) 2348 01:23:31,692 --> 01:23:34,359 - See you got your luggage. Bet. 2349 01:23:36,733 --> 01:23:39,031 - I'm so sorry (laughing). 2350 01:23:39,033 --> 01:23:41,084 - Just go back, just go back. 2351 01:23:41,086 --> 01:23:44,533 - (laughing) I'm so sorry. 2352 01:23:44,535 --> 01:23:45,987 (screen beeping) 2353 01:23:45,989 --> 01:23:48,655 - [Actor] Been a long day. Better come to bed, sweetie. 2354 01:23:48,657 --> 01:23:50,103 - Okay. 2355 01:23:50,105 --> 01:23:52,169 - No come, just come on. I'll rub your back. 2356 01:23:52,171 --> 01:23:54,330 Let's go to Sweden. - That's funny. 2357 01:23:54,332 --> 01:23:56,183 - I'll get the operation. 2358 01:23:56,185 --> 01:23:57,970 - Go to Sweden, get the operation? 2359 01:23:57,972 --> 01:23:59,358 - [Actor] Go there. Come on. 2360 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:00,319 - What operation? 2361 01:24:00,321 --> 01:24:02,179 - The penis enlargement. 2362 01:24:02,181 --> 01:24:04,334 (jaunty upbeat music continues) 2363 01:24:04,336 --> 01:24:05,493 I'll massage you. - Stop! 2364 01:24:05,495 --> 01:24:07,059 - Come on. 2365 01:24:07,061 --> 01:24:07,935 Don't be that way. 2366 01:24:07,937 --> 01:24:09,963 We'll play Sultan and his followers. 2367 01:24:09,965 --> 01:24:12,473 Come on, I'll be the sultan. - Sultan? 2368 01:24:12,475 --> 01:24:15,241 - Come on, I'll rub you like a Turkish bath boy. Come. 2369 01:24:15,243 --> 01:24:17,794 - [Actor 2] Sultan and his followers? 2370 01:24:17,796 --> 01:24:19,795 (all laughing) 2371 01:24:19,797 --> 01:24:21,208 Sultan and his followers. 2372 01:24:21,210 --> 01:24:22,626 (screen beeping) 2373 01:24:22,628 --> 01:24:24,094 (jaunty upbeat music continues) 2374 01:24:24,096 --> 01:24:25,029 ♪ And if you stay ♪ 2375 01:24:25,031 --> 01:24:26,971 (both laughing) 2376 01:24:26,973 --> 01:24:28,922 - Stop laughing. 2377 01:24:28,924 --> 01:24:31,981 (gentle upbeat music) 2378 01:24:31,983 --> 01:24:33,388 (screen beeping) 2379 01:24:33,390 --> 01:24:36,462 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2380 01:24:36,464 --> 01:24:38,154 - [Director] Go again. Action! 2381 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:41,388 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2382 01:24:41,390 --> 01:24:44,050 (all laughing) 2383 01:24:44,052 --> 01:24:46,497 - [Speaker] That's it. Nope. 2384 01:24:46,499 --> 01:24:48,067 - [Director] Action. 2385 01:24:48,069 --> 01:24:49,087 (screen beeping) 2386 01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:50,136 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2387 01:24:50,138 --> 01:24:51,134 - Honey Bear! 2388 01:24:51,136 --> 01:24:52,372 - [Director] All right, that was great. It was- 2389 01:24:52,374 --> 01:24:53,709 - Get out. Get out. - [Speaker 2] Hey! 2390 01:24:53,711 --> 01:24:55,858 - [Speaker 3] Your partner doesn't seem- 2391 01:24:55,860 --> 01:24:56,950 (screen beeping) 2392 01:24:56,952 --> 01:24:57,796 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2393 01:24:57,798 --> 01:24:58,629 - Honey Bear! 2394 01:24:58,631 --> 01:25:01,734 - Brad, super to see you, Brad. 2395 01:25:01,736 --> 01:25:02,814 - Oh my goodness. 2396 01:25:02,816 --> 01:25:05,566 (all chattering) 2397 01:25:07,383 --> 01:25:08,309 (screen beeping) 2398 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:11,099 - No, it's my daughter. Got a couple of guys with her. 2399 01:25:11,101 --> 01:25:14,636 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2400 01:25:14,638 --> 01:25:16,891 ♪ Hit the wave till it hurts me ♪ 2401 01:25:16,893 --> 01:25:18,280 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 2402 01:25:18,282 --> 01:25:20,186 - [Actor 2] What is the guy saying? 2403 01:25:20,188 --> 01:25:21,592 (screen beeping) 2404 01:25:21,594 --> 01:25:25,399 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2405 01:25:25,401 --> 01:25:27,549 ♪ I should have stayed ♪ 2406 01:25:27,551 --> 01:25:30,389 ♪ But it's been so hard to say ♪ 2407 01:25:30,391 --> 01:25:33,831 ♪ And I just want to stay with you ♪ 2408 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:36,373 ♪ The things I hate ♪ 2409 01:25:36,375 --> 01:25:38,605 ♪ My life could be great ♪ 2410 01:25:38,607 --> 01:25:42,857 ♪ But there's one thing in the way ♪ 2411 01:25:44,117 --> 01:25:47,489 - (laughing) So stupid. Sorry. 2412 01:25:47,491 --> 01:25:50,426 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2413 01:25:50,428 --> 01:25:52,613 - You are a whole session in the psychologist's office. 2414 01:25:52,615 --> 01:25:55,058 (all laughing) 2415 01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,002 (screen beeping) 2416 01:25:56,004 --> 01:26:00,004 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2417 01:26:05,235 --> 01:26:07,469 (both laughing) 2418 01:26:07,471 --> 01:26:11,471 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2419 01:26:14,337 --> 01:26:15,279 (screen beeping) 2420 01:26:15,281 --> 01:26:17,087 (gentle upbeat music continues) 2421 01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:19,672 (all laughing) 2422 01:26:23,409 --> 01:26:24,242 - Sorry. 2423 01:26:25,696 --> 01:26:28,116 Let's get to the end. Let's get to the end. 2424 01:26:28,118 --> 01:26:29,080 (screen beeping) 2425 01:26:29,082 --> 01:26:31,665 (all laughing)